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Cat Burglar’s family’s new start

Mr Cat: Family listen to this next job

Granny Caterina: Son it’s time we turn over a new leaf

Mr Cat: What are you saying Mom

Granny Caterina: I’m saying this (take her mask off) No more crime (try to rip her mask) No more (scratch her mask) No more (throw it on the ground and stomp on it) OK I can’t destroy my mask but you know what I’m saying

Mr Cat: Son do you agree with this

Cat Burglar: Sorry Dad I’m done I’ve been in a slump since CoCo moved in and Lab Rat, Mr Puppypaws and Zsa Zsa already kicked me out of Baddies Against Superkitties

Mr Cat: Sassy you’re out too

Sassy: Sorry Uncle I know I be your last chance but if we do any crimes poor CoCo will start doing it and life of crime isn’t good for her

Mr Cat: I can’t believe this you’re quitting our family business cause of a koala bear that followed Granny home

Granny Caterina: Son after CoCo moved in I retired to be a full time guardian and Catty’s been in a slump so the rest of BAS kicked him out of the group

Cat Burglar: Already turned in my membership card

Mr Cat: Mom CoCo isn’t even a cat and she’s not yours

Granny Caterina: Well at least she appreciates me unlike my worthless son and his tramp of a sister (turn around)

Cat Burglar and Sassy:……….

Granny Caterina: Your parents give me stress but I love both of you you know that (kiss Cat Burglar’s forehead) (kiss Sassy’s cheek) CoCo look yum yum munch munch crunch crunch

Mr Cat: She never did that to me (walk away)

Sassy: Your dad lost it

Cat Burglar: I don’t see why he’s so uptight when the Glamsters decide to be heroes everyone supported them even though they skipped a lot of steps

Pamster: Take this sticker Zsa Zsa

Cat Burglar: (sigh) They’re not ready

Sassy: Not even close

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 2 days ago

Scarecrow and Tinman find out

Dorothy: So I always wonder I met Lion’s mom but how come I don’t know both of your parents

Scarecrow: Oh mine might be surprised to see me like this

Tinman: Mine might be surprised to see me looking like this too

Dorothy: Why

Scarecrow: Well the truth is I wasn’t always a scarecrow Dorothy I was once a normal Oz human but guards shoved me into the corn field I lost my brain and became this

Tinman: And I used to be a Munchkin kid but the Wicked Witch of the East used a spell on me to destroy my heart so the Wicked Witch of the West used magic on me to turn me into a man made out of tin then it rained and I rusted up by the trees you and Scarecrow found me

Scarecrow: That’s so weird I went to school with a Munchkin that the Wicked Witch of the East was in love with but he only had eyes for Glinda

Tinman:……….Fieryo

Scarecrow: Yeah my parents named me that why are you asking me………..Boq

Lion: This just got awkward

Dorothy: Wait how come you’re not an ex-human from Oz

Lion: Oh I was born this way I’m a normal lion from Oz so is my mom the only reason I didn’t have courage is cause my dad wasn’t around for me he left my mom before I was born

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 4 days ago

Superkitties Poochy Play date aftermath

Sparks: Hey Buddy why were you so uptight about me hanging with Bitsy anyways

Buddy: What

Sparks: You were acting like Bitsy and I were a couple and here’s the thing we’re not

Bitsy: Yeah do you think on any level I could ever be with him

Ginny: I don’t see that happening

Buddy: (sigh) When our parents divorced Sparks and I couldn’t handle the chaos so we left and we’re all each other had before Amara found us

Sparks: Buddy we see each other all the time we live together we work together we’re on a team together our lives are together we wake up we’re together we go to work we’re together we come home from work that’s right we’re together

Buddy: Well why did you let Bitsy play with us anyways Sparks you jumped right to it when she asked

Ginny: Come to think of it yeah Sparks you and Bitsy rarely ever hang out why would you wanna start now

Sparks: Cause I (sigh) Here it comes I (mumbling)

Buddy: What

Sparks: (mumbling)

Ginny: What

Sparks: I still feel guilty about the Bitsy 2.0 alright I said it wow that feels good to get that off my chest

Buddy: Why didn’t you just say that back at the Purr N Play I would’ve went with it

Sparks: I was afraid if I brought it up Bitsy would’ve punched me in the face

Bitsy: Sparks you took it out and couldn’t fix it why would you still worry about it

Sparks: Guilt doesn’t go away over night back when I made the kit fast I thought we could have something in common

Bitsy: Huh

Sparks: You’re Ginny’s best friend and you race with Buddy all the time made me feel FOMO like I’m the only one you don’t connect to

Bitsy: Just because we weren’t that close doesn’t mean you gotta copy me you could’ve just asked me to hang

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 7 days ago

LG parody of Krab Borg

Kiara: I can’t believe Twilight Sparkle said that to you

Kion: Well she did

Kiara: Come on Kion forget what she said Dad didn’t pick me over you cause he thinks you could be a pathetic, useless and lousy king he picked me cause I’m 6 years older than you (kiss Kion’s cheek)

Fuli: Did she actually just

Zuri: Kiara would never do that

Beshte: Which means that’s not Kiara must be an imposter

Kiara: Oh hi Gang now’s not a good time to hang Kion’s really upset about something

Beshte: (block the way out with a rock)

Kiara: Why did you block the door why do you have that rope what are you guys doing AHHHHHHHHHH

Bunga: I got her

Tiifu: She’s squirming

Ono: She’s a feisty one

Kiara: Tiifu Zuri Fuli Bunga Ono Beshte what’s going on here untie me now

Fuli: Shut up (slap Kiara)

Kiara: What are you guys doing

Fuli: I said shut up (slap Kiara)

Kion: Lion Guard Tiifu Zuri get over here what is this Kiara and I were finally having a good moment and you’re ruining it

Tiifu: No that’s not Kiara that’s an imposter

Kion: What

Bunga: The real Kiara would never kiss you and we’re gonna find out what this faker did with the real Kiara

Zuri: Yeah (slap Kiara)

Kion: Zuri in interrogations you gotta ask her a question first

Zuri: Oh right what color is the sun (slap Kiara)

Kion: Zuri you didn’t even give her time to answer

Zuri: Oops

Fuli: Zuri let me handle this

Zuri: (about to slap)

Kiara: Ah

Kion: Ask first Jees

Fuli: Where’s Princess Kiara

Kiara: What are you talking about I’m Princess Kiara

Fuli: (slap Kiara) We can do this all day if you want

Ono: Where’s Princess Kiara

Kiara: I’m Princess Kiara

Bunga: Where’s Princess Kiara

Kiara: I’m Princess Kiara

Tiifu: Where is Princess Kiara

Kiara: I am Princess Kiara I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am I am

Kion: (whisper in Kiara’s ear)

Kiara: WHAT YOU THINK I’M AN IMPOSTER

Fuli: We don’t think we know

Bunga: Yeah the real Kiara would never kiss Kion’s cheek

Zuri: Wait a minute I know how to crack you (pin Kion)

Kion: What are you doing now

Zuri: If this faker likes Kion then she’ll crack if we give him pain (about to drop spit on his face)

Tiifu: Zuri that is childish and gross we’re gonna do this

Both: (attacking Kion)

Kiara: No no stop it stop it don’t hurt him he had a ruff day stop it STOP IT GET OFF MY LITTLE BROTHER RIGHT NOW

Zuri: Little brother oh no there’s only one lion who would call you that

Ono: Which means that is Kiara

Lion Guard, Zuri and Tiifu: Ha ha

Bunga: (cut the ropes on Kiara)

Zuri: (help Kion get up)

Tiifu: (put ice on Kion’s cheek)

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 8 days ago

Alice meets Dorothy

Alice: Is this seat taken

Dorothy: No I’m just sitting here enjoying my lunch

Alice: (sit down) I’m Alice

Dorothy: Dorothy nice to meet you

Alice: I’ve never seen you around here before where are you from

Dorothy: Kansas I used to live on my uncle’s farm there but it got destroyed in a tornado

Alice: That must be harsh

Dorothy: Yeah I even went through something crazy ended up in another world

Alice: You did something like that too

Dorothy: You also

Alice: Yeah it was crazy I almost lost my head

Dorothy: Wow I almost died in my crazy adventure too

Alice: Yikes

Dorothy: The only thing I’m confused about is that when I told my family about it they thought I was dreaming

Alice: So did I

Dorothy: Was there a talking animals and talking nature in your world

Alice: Yeah yours too

Dorothy: Yeah

Alice: It’s like we went on the same adventure

Dorothy: Right

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 14 days ago

Buddy: Alright Sassy give my brother back the Superkitty Kit

Sassy: Well I guess sucker punch (punch Buddy)

Granny Caterina: Sassy what is the rule about punching

Sassy: Only you can sorry Granny Caterina look Guys I can’t give the kit back until I find out how to erase Turbo Mode off it last time Sparks made the kit fast it hurt Bitsy

Sparks: But this time I didn’t make it faster than Bitsy

Sassy: Prove it you and Bitsy will race whoever crosses the chalk line first wins

Ginny: Where are you gonna get chalk

Sassy: I brought some (make a line with the chalk)

Sparks and Bitsy: (su purr charge)

Sparks: Superkitty Kit Turbo Mode

Bitsy: Bitsy Boots Blaster Faster

Both: (zoom)

Pamster: And Bitsy wins by 2 seconds

Sassy: What

Sparks: I know last time I made the kit fast I hurt the closest thing I ever had to a little sister so I just put a regular amount of speed in the kit

Sassy: I guess I jumped to conclusions

Bitsy: (turn on her recording device) Sassy thought Sparks made the kit fast to replace me again but she had no idea what really happened it’s important to remember to never jump to conclusions and I’m taking that to heart (wink)

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 15 days ago

Sassy: So anyone want to see a rope trick

Mr Puppypaws: Stop asking that I’m not even sure you’re a real cowgirl

Sassy: You’re right otherwise I can’t do this (tie up Sparks) (take the Superkitty Kit)

Buddy: She’s got the Superkitty Kit

Sassy: Relax Buddy your brother will get the kit back after I erased Turbo Mode off it

Ginny: What do you mean

Sassy: Oh I know what happened last time Sparks made this kit fast (leave)

Pamster: Uh Sparks what was she talking about

Sparks: Uh once I made the kit fast to match up with Bitsy but it worked to well and it made her feel replaced by it

Granny Caterina: This is coming from me but that is selfish Sparks

Cat Burglar: And uncalled for

Mr Puppypaws: And only thinking of yourself

Zsa Zsa: I am so proud of you

Other 3: Zsa Zsa

Pamster: Sparks Chamster and I are all about glam but even we wouldn’t do that to Bisty

Lab Rat: Come on Guys go easy on him it was clearly Bitsy’s amazing speed that inspired Sparks to make the kit fast in the first place and I don’t know what the big deal is he took the Bitsy 2.0 out

Willa: Uh turbo means fast I think Sassy think Sparks did it again

Sparks: But I didn’t yes I made the kit fast again but this time I put a normal amount of speed in it

Ginny: We gotta go find her

Everyone: (pounce)

Cat Burglar: Sassy Sassy

Granny Caterina: Grandson our warehouse is the last place your cousin would go wait I know where she is

Sassy: Come on why is science so hard

Granny Caterina: Sassy

Sassy: Ah oh hi Granny

Granny Caterina: I can’t believe I’m saying this but return this kit to Sparks

Sassy: I will as soon as I get the turbo mode off it (accidentally start floating with it)

Mr Puppypaws: Will you let go of the kit

Sassy: I can’t it’s for Bitsy’s own good

Zsa Zsa: Well who cares about Bitsy

Sassy: I do

Zsa Zsa: WELL I DON’T

Sassy: (gasp) Zsa Zsa

Pamster: Let go of the kit

Sassy: No

Pamster: Ah ow

Chamster: Sassy

Both: Let go out of the kit

Sassy: No I will not let Bitsy feel replaced by a machine again

Glamsters: Sassy huh LET GO OF THE KIT

Sassy: NO

Glamsters: SASSY

Pamster: SASSY HANG ON TO THE KIT

Chamster: SPARKS HELP

Sparks: Superkitty Kit meow

Kit returns to him putting the other 3 on the ground

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 16 days ago

Phinny: (sigh)

Bailey: Phin Phin

Phinny: Hey Bailey

Bailey: Why sad face

Phinny: (sigh) I’m to nice to win any contest I’m to nice to prank anyone in a prank war and whenever I race someone I’m to nice to stay in the lead

Bailey: (thinking) (gasp) (lick Phinny’s cheek) (leave)

Phinny: That was odd she never walks out on me

Bailey: (working on something) (humming)

Maya: What’s rong Phinny

Phinny: I’m to nice to win at anything

Harry: Phinny just because you’re to nice to pay attention to any event doesn’t mean you can’t win at anything

Maya: Honey you don’t need to prove anything to anyone

Bailey: Guess who (cover Phinny’s eyes)

Phinny: Bailey you know I don’t like this game you’re always pushing hard (get Bailey’s paws off his eyes) What the

Bailey: Surprise

Phinny: You made me a trophy

Bailey: Read label

Phinny: You’re a winner to me wow thanks Sis (hug Bailey) Love you

Bailey: Love you

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 16 days ago

Paw Patrol: (return to Adventure Bay and do their jobs)

Blue: Hey Codi over here

Codi: Who are you I studied all of the Paw Patrol members

Tree branch about to land on a bunny

Chase: (get the bunny out of the way) (get stuck by the branch) Oh great

Skye: Ryder a branch land on Chase uh oh it’s now on fire

Marshall: Wow and he never got to tell Skye he has a crush on him

Skye: He does

Marshall: Oops

Rocky: See why we didn’t tell you

Ryder: Marshall hose off that branch

Blue: Hey Codi (change locations in the skidoo frame)

Codi: (get sent to an island) I’ll be back Adventure Bay

Marshall: Arf water cannons (hose off the branch)

Ella: (get big and move the branch)

Chase: (sigh) I’ve been hiding my feelings to long Skye I have something to tell you I I I have a crush on you

Skye: Yeah I know Marshall just told me

Marshall: SORRY

Chase: I should’ve told you first I was just so scared of ruining our friendship cause I rather have you in my life either way but I can’t stand my life without you

Skye: OK can we kiss

Chase: Huh

Skye: (kiss Chase’s mouth) Chase I want you to love me cause I love you

Chase: You you you do

Skye: Yeah why do you think I was so clingy all day (hug Chase) And it’s crazy enough I had to go all the way to another world to discover the pup of my dreams was only one pup house next to mine

Chase: And I had to go all the way there to worked up the courage to tell you so Skye will you be my ga ga ga

Skye: Yes I would love to be your girlfriend

That night

Ryder: Adventure Bay and friends from near and far allow me to present the newest member of the Paw Patrol Storybook World’s Blue

Everyone: (cheering)

Josh: I’m so proud of her but a little nervous at the same time

Background singer: You’re all good pups and cats and you saved the day now it’s time to play right up in Adventure Bay Paw Paw Paw Patrol

Skase: (kiss)

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 18 days ago

Chase: That was a pretty cool song (having a snack) What

Skye: Nothing you just look so adorable when you eat doesn’t he look adorable when he eats Zuma

Zuma: I feel uncomfortable answering that

Viewers: A clue a clue

Everest: You see a clue where

Viewers: On Skye

Everest: (look up) There’s no clue on the sky

Viewers: Not the sky Everest Skye

Everest: Oh honest mistake there is a clue on Skye finally time for the handy dandy

Viewers: Notebook

Everest: Notebook right I’ll draw a circle, an oval for her body, ears, fur for the ears, hair top, her face, 4 legs and her tail there Skye that’s all 3 clues

Ella: That means we finally get to do the

Viewers: Thinking chair

Roxi: Comfy alright let’s think we’re trying to find out what Chase is hiding from us and our clues are

Marshall: Chase

Rocky: A heart

Everest: And Skye

Al: So what’s Chase hiding from us with himself, a heart and Skye

Rubble: Maybe his secret is his heart looks like Skye

Viewers: No

Blue: No no no

Marshall: Rubble I checked his heart normal shaped

Sweetie: Wait a heart means love so oh gosh Chase’s secret is

Viewers: He loves Skye

Blue: Chase loves Skye

Girls: We just figured out Blue’s Clues we just figured out Blue’s Clues we just figured out Blue’s Clues we just figured out Blue’s Clues

Chase: What’s with all the singing why are you all looking at me like that stop it it’s freaking me out

Wild: Chase why didn’t you just tell us you had a crush on Skye

Chase: Oh why did you have to tell them

Ryder: How is this a secret

Chase: You knew

Ryder: What do you think Katie and I talk about behind your back

Zuma: Rocky, Rubble and I all knew too

Marshall: I didn’t know

Rubble: Well if you did she would’ve found out

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 19 days ago

Tracker: Hey Senior Josh who are these a picture of

Josh: Those are my cousins Steve and Joe Blue used to be Steve’s dog originally but then he went off to college so Joe became her guardian then they both got jobs Steve’s a detective Joe owns a present store so now Blue’s mine

Sweetie: That’s just crazy pets aren’t something that can transferred from person to person

Wild: They seem nice

Viewers: A clue a clue

Rocky: Huh

Viewers: A clue

Rocky: You see a clue where

Viewers: Right there on the table

Rocky: There is a clue on this drawing of a heart OK time again for the

Viewers: Notebook

Rocky: I’ll draw 2 lines curled next to each other there a heart so what’s Chase’s secret with himself and a heart is his heart the problem

Chase: Ahhhhhhh

Skye: Oh what now

Marshall: Arf X-ray screen (check Chase’s heart) Normal size didn’t Josh’s song say there were 3 clues we still need one more to find

Chase: Arf megaphone (turn on his megaphone) GET OFF OF ME

Everyone: (get off)

Chase: Come on Blue I’m begging ya please don’t tell

Mailbox: Mail time mail time mail time

Josh: The mail’s here this is where we get to see our friend Mailbox here’s the mail that never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes I wanna wail MAIL

Sweetie: Is everything alive in this world

Mailbox: Is there a pup named Everest here

Everest: Yeah that’s me

Mailbox: One letter for Everest

Josh: (take the letter) Hey Everest you just got a letter Everest just got a letter Everest just got a letter Everest just got a letter I wonder who it’s from (open the letter)

Lay Lay: When you’re cold and frozen and you lost your way need someone to help can you guess who ice or snow she’s ready to go she’ll be there for the rescue Everest to the rescue she’ll find you through all the ice and snow Everest to the rescue if you’re in trouble that’s where she’ll go

Young Dylan: With a little bit of help from Jake too

Both: It’s Everest to the rescue Everest to the rescue she’ll save you through all the ice and snow Everest to the rescue if you’re in trouble she’s the pup to know

Lay Lay: There’s nothing that little pup can’t do

Both: It’s Everest to the rescue

Everest: Thanks

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 19 days ago

Ryder: We are looking for Blue’s Clues we are looking for Blue’s Clues we are looking for Blue’s Clues I wonder where they are

Al: Why are you singing that

Ryder: Josh told me they sing that while playing

Coral: Wow this must be where everyone sleeps

Viewers: A clue a clue

Marshall: Huh

Viewers: A clue

Marshall: You see a clue

Viewers: Right there on Chase

Marshall: Hey Blue put her paw print on Chase so Chase is a clue so now what

Viewers: Notebook

Marshall: Oh yeah I’ll draw a circle for his head, an oval for his body, triangles for his ears, 4 legs, his face and a tail there Chase

Rocky: So what could Chase be keeping secret from us with himself

Rubble: Maybe he’s a vampire

Everest: Rubble he’s out there in sunlight

Rubble: Well he must be some kind of monster

Pail: Actually Rubble you never jump to conclusions after one clue playing Blue’s Clues

Shovel: Yeah you need all 3 where’s Arrby

Chase: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Skye: Arrby what are you doing

Arrby: Sending him back to where he came he’s a vampire

Chase: What no I’m not

Arrby: Really you said you were allergic to this garlic

Sweetie: Arrby he’s out in sunlight and if he was a vampire he wouldn’t be caught on a picture on Josh’s phone

Skye: Yeah but he does take my breath away

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 19 days ago

Ryder: OK Skye that’s enough

Robodog: Ark Ark

Skye: Robodog (Rush outside)

Chase: Got her outside quick

Blue: Hello

Chase: Hi

Blue: I know your secret

Chase: Secret what secret I don’t have any secrets you don’t know anything

Zuma: Dude are you OK

Tuck: Yeah you look sweaty and it’s not even hot in here

Chase: I need some air

Rex: There’s air in here

Chase: I don’t want your inside air (go outside)

Everest: Blue what were you talking about

Liberty: Yeah what secret does Chase have

Blue: Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow (paw print the screen)

Wild: Huh

Josh: Oh you guys are gonna play Blue’s Clues to find out Chase’s secret it’s a game the Paw Patrol is gonna play Blue’s Clues cause it’s a really great game OK Pups and Cats Blue’s paw print will be on the clues Blue’s Clues

Shade: What do we do about that one

Viewers: Wash it off

Marshall: On it Arf water cannons (hose the paw print off the screen)

Josh: Oh and you need a handy dandy notebook to play Blue’s Clues

Sidetable Drawer: Hey Pups Cats

Rocky: A talking drawer

Sidetable Drawer: Here’s a Paw Patrol style notebook for you guys

Ryder: Wow thanks wait we don’t know how to play Blue’s Clues

Josh: To play Blue’s Clues you’ve gotta find a

Viewers: Paw Print

Sweetie: OK a paw print cause that’s our first

Viewers: Clue

Josh: Yeah a clue then you put it in your

Viewers: Notebook

Josh: Put it in your notebook cause they’re who’s clues Blue’s Clues you gotta find another paw print that’s the second clue put it in your notebook cause they’re who’s clues Blue’s Clues you gotta find the last

Leo: Paw print

Josh: That’s the third

Ella: Clue

Josh: Put it in your

Ryder: Notebook

Josh: Cause they’re who’s clues

Tracker: Azul’s Clues then what do we do

Josh: Simple sit down in our thinking chair and think think think cause when you use your mind take a step at a time you can do anything

Blue: Bow bow

Ryder: That we wanna do alright we got it now let’s play which way did Blue go

Blue: Bow bow

Viewers: That way

Ryder: Oh thanks

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 19 days ago

The entire Paw Patrol having a get together picnic then get zapped by a beam and transported to another world

Josh: Hey hey hey you guys OK

Ryder: Yeah how did we get here

Josh: All I know is you got transported here I’m Josh

Ryder: I’m Ryder and this is the Paw Patrol

Josh: I know my puppy Blue loves you oh that reminds me she’s gonna meet you guys hey Blue Blue uh Chase you’re good at tracking right

Chase: Yeah

Josh: Can you help me find my dog Blue

Chase: Chase is on the case

Skye: Oh I love it when he says that

Josh: Me too it’s my favorite out of all of his catchphrases hey Blue Blue

Chase: (sniffing) Huh Josh is that your pup

Josh: Oh there she is hey Blue look

Blue: The Paw Patrol

Zuma: His pup has blue fur and blue spots

Sweetie: She has a turtle

Arrby: Captain Boss Mr Sid Sir never let me have a pet

Blue: Josh (whispering)

Josh: Hey Ryder is it OK if I take a picture of your team with my puppy

Ryder: Sure

Josh: Thanks I’ll just grab my handy dandy notebook check this out Pups notebook on one side phone on the other notebook phone notebook phone notebook phone alright then hey Skye I can’t see you could you get on Chase’s back

Skye: Sure (hop on Chase’s back) Am I on to tight

Chase: No no light as a feather take the picture take the picture

Josh: (take the picture) Blue’s friends at school are gonna be so jealous

Rory: Chase sends you to school

Rubble: My cousin Motor isn’t allowed in a classroom

Skye: She does smash a lot

Sweetie: Skye Josh has the picture you can get off of Chase now

Skye: I know his back just feels so nice (hop off) Actually his whole body does (lick Chase’s ear)

Chase: OK my ear is not ice cream again

Marshall: That’s the fourth time he told her I’m surprised she didn’t figure it out yet

Chase: What has gotten into her she’s been nothing but clingy on me all day when I woke up this morning she gave me a surprised hug, she licked my ear 4 times counting now, she keeps laughing at the things I say and she keeps pinning me down and tickling me

Skye: (pin Chase)

Chase: Not again

Skye: (tickle Chase)

Chase: (laughing) Stop it stop it Skye you’re gonna make me pee

Skye: Oh come on you like it who’s my tickle bear who’s my tickle bear

Chase: Not me not me I am not your tickle bear

Skye: Yes you are

Chase: I know

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 19 days ago

Professor Frazzle: BUDDY SPARKS

Sparks: We’re over here Mom

Professor Frazzle: (pull Sparks and Buddy’s ears)

Sparks and Buddy: Ow

Professor Frazzle: I know what you 2 did to Bitsy in the past I thought I raised you 2 not to treat girls like that

Buddy: Come on Mom we messed up a couple of times we apologized for them

Professor Frazzle: Well how about we start with this Sparks why would you make the Superkitty Kit fast you know speed is Bitsy’s thing she doesn’t put rockets in her boots to make her fly

Sparks: I thought she and I could have something in common she races with Buddy all the time and she’s Ginny’s best friend I felt like I was the only one she didn’t connect with

Professor Frazzle: You could’ve just asked her to hang out with you

Sparks: Scrap she’s right that would’ve been easier

Professor Frazzle: Buddy what was rong with Bitsy hanging with you and Sparks

Buddy: I like brother time to me and Sparks

Professor Frazzle: Buddy you and your brother have nothing but brother time you’re on a team together you work together you live together your lives are together and what’s with the cheating

Buddy: I really wanted the ball but Bitsy’s so fast

Professor Frazzle: You could’ve just used Sparks’ duplication machine and made another one

Buddy and Sparks: Darn it

Bitsy: What’s going on

Professor Frazzle: I am so sorry if my boys were well you know (kiss Bitsy’s forehead) (leave)

Bitsy: Uh

Sparks: Mom found out about how we abused you and got mad at us

Bitsy: YOUR mother is on MY side

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 20 days ago

Clair’s legs fell asleep so Roo suggested she hangs in Kanga’s pouch until they wake up

Finally giving him a break from being Kanga’s center of attention

u/One_Criticism_9030 — 21 days ago

Buddy: Can you get it working

Sparks: Yes but I damaged it again cause I like fixing it

Buddy: You know there’s a nicer way to correct someone

Professor Frazzle: What are you 2 doing

Sparks: Hey Mom why are you here

Professor Frazzle: Oh I just came to drop off child services to Amara why are you 2 tinkering over here

Buddy: Dad got us this video game but he found it broken so Sparks is trying to fix it

Professor Frazzle: What game (look at it) Jumanji no no no

Sparks: Mom is something rong

Professor Frazzle: I don’t want you 2 to have that game I want you to get rid of it

Buddy: But Mom if Dad finds out we got rid of a gift he’ll be disappointed

Professor Frazzle: There’s something about that game you don’t know just get rid of it (leave)

Sparks: Well we better trash that thing

Buddy: What Sparks are you crazy

Sparks: Buddy you heard Mom

Buddy: It’s a gift Dad’s heart would melt if we get rid of a gift

Sparks: And Mom’s gonna explode if we don’t get rid of it it’s a lose lose situation there’s nothing we can do to make them both happy we’ll just tell Dad I couldn’t fix it and toss it in the trash

That night after they threw the game in the Dump

Buddy: (sneak into the Dump at night) (take the game back) Sorry Mom but I don’t wanna hurt Dad either

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u/One_Criticism_9030 — 27 days ago