u/Opposite_Bus1878

There is this beautiful kitty that hangs out in my yard sometimes. Very long, beautiful fur and a sweet face. He seems shy, but unafraid. I've tried feeding him fish but he only comes along to eat it when I walk away.

He kind of psyched me out a bit this morning. He was like 20ft away, I hunched over and pspspsps-ed a bit, he started walking toward me curiously but 2/3rds of the way he veers off to the left and runs under a structure on the neighboring property.

I think I can win him over but I don't know how. Please help!

I used to use Scihub all the time. It was only like 1 in 3 papers I needed that it had, but that was so much better than 0/3.
Its been about a year now since I can remember it having any results for me. It's like it lost all the articles it had or something. There were a few papers that I use as references regularly but didnt have printed out and now I'm suddenly unable to work on those topics anymore.

I got curious about my fertility rate, so I recorded some video of my swimmers under the microscope. I would like confirmation that I'm determining sperm health the right way. Can I post a microscope video of that here? Do you count all the living wigglers, or do you exclude the ones that try to swim but don't go anywhere?

Don't worry, I won't show you the macroscopic sample.

Just recorded a video of my sperm swimming around under the microscope (as you do) and I was wondering if there are any health subreddits where one would be willing to determine my approximate fertility rate. Most health subreddits I see don't seem to like talking about sexual health.
Most things I've ever heard of which are bad for sperm count are things that I do (laptop on crotch, smoking weed for 20 years, alcohol, stress, cigarettes), but by my count I'm around 80% swimmers which just seems unlikely based on what I've read. Would like confirmation