What's are the odds this guy goes into the pile of phat lewt within the next 25 days?

What's are the odds this guy goes into the pile of phat lewt within the next 25 days?

My current oldest preorder in loot pile is Professor Hulk, and that's how many days until he gotta ship. There are basically no other figures in the next few months that I even care for, T. Hawk is the last until like Rainbow Mika, Guy, and hopefully some others drop. Maybe I should just cancel Hulk and put him back in if our tall boy here finally ships in the next 85 days (Zangief being the next oldest in the pile).

u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 11 days ago

Swashbuckling adventure movie or show with a candle-swipe gag with a twist.

THE PIRATE MOVIE (1982) [I got a few details wrong, but that's it]

Alright, the candle swipe gag, like in Mark of Zorro or The Court Jester. This was in the 1980s, possibly early 1990s, in color (filmed in color, not colorized), a swashbuckling type movie or show, sort of similar to The Princess Bride I guess, I'm not sure if it was pre or post flintlock pistols and rifles, and there's a scene that takes place in a castle where the antagonist and the hero are about to duel, the antagonist first swipes at a candelabra, but the candles remain motionless. The hero says something like "HA! You missed!" or w/e, the antagonist blows on the candles and they fall over. It's been done, right? Well, here's where the twist comes in. They clash swords (I wanna say rapiers) for a bit, and then there's a lull as they stand about 10' away from each other, swords pointed in defense and anticipation, with another candelabra in the foreground. The hero notices, and so he swipes at it, nothing happens, and then he tries blowing on them, but they still don't move. He blows much harder a second time, and they remain motionless. Frustrated, the hero continues the duel. I'm not sure what happens next, I think the duel ends without a clear victor in someway, I think some other conversation scenes happen elsewhere, maybe some more in the castle. Later, it's the evening, and I think it's the woman lead, a princess or something possibly, she's either already at the still intact candelabra in thought or praying, or maybe she just slowly walks over to them, possibly with a lit candle in her hand. It's dark, and I think she's preparing for the night, so she goes to blow out the candles and they all fall over comedically.

Please, what the hell movie is this? Or show? I'd really appreciate this.

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u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 1 month ago

Mod that fixes the character stance for bows and spears? Can't seem to find any on Nexus.

It never bothers me too much because I rarely play with either, but surely someone has created a mod that makes bows and spears righty, yeah? Clearly the devs never handled a bow or spear irl, but the vast majority of players must have done so with toys as children. Maybe I'm just typing in the wrong keywords, but I can't find any mod that fixes this obvious and glaring issue. It has to exist. How can it not exist? It seems like such a basic fix that should've even been an early official game patch.

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u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 3 months ago

I'm not the only one who noticed these lighting and effects things when I first played the remaster, am I?

It's difficult to show properly in just the pics (1st is 360, 2nd is PC remaster), so this playthrough of the 360 version at 8:02 showcases the glossy wet steps outside the lighthouse (player unfortunatley doesn't dwell for long on graphics and details, but it's difficult to even find newer playthroughs of the original versions). On the Atlas statue later, you can see how the lighting effects from the water dance all over the stone or whatever material it's supposed to be at 25:33 and 27:49. It's a very nice and fancy effect for 2007 that I always loved. Neither of these things are in the remaster on PC, and it's always aggravated me. How could they forget to add in those effects? You can see what I'm talking about in this video, with the steps being at 2:13, and the statue at 15:13 and 16:18.

Even the plants aren't safe from a lack of certain effects. Shadows on lighting and vegetation on the 360 version make them look alive and fool you enough into thinking they're real, but the remaster just makes the foliage look like flat green with no highlights at all from shadows or lighting, like a child just colored things in. and didn't consider light sources. These things always bugged the crap out of me in the remaster.

u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 3 months ago

Am I the only one who misses vanilla Acrobatics?

EDIT: playing OpenMW 0.51.0, sorry for the confusion

I can't be the only one who enjoyed feeling like a high fantasy Spider-Man, easily jumping to the tops of 2-story structures and up into tree branches, watching the daedra below run around like toddlers after a shot of espresso because their pathfinding doesn't know what to do.

Please tell me others miss the mega jumping. Is there any kind of mod to return acrobatics to how the skill used to work? I've been just modding my acro from 100 to 130-140 to get the same feel I had when playing the game every single time before starting it up with 0.51 (I think my previous version was 0.46, but I can't remember).

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u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 3 months ago

Pile of loot arrived yesterday

Three gentlemen from Street Fighter, and three Marvel ladies. Nash is gonna have to quarantine for a few months because his plastic smell is downright toxic. He looks and feels great, though. Sumo King Edmund will also need probably a couple of weeks off.

u/OptimusPrimeWasRight — 4 months ago