u/Orion_824

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"What happened?" I Used a trashcan to capture a CyBoarg and delivered it to the furnace. I was not prepared for the ensuing violent explosion of viscera

Everytime I start a new game, the BDN manage to put camps in the most aggravating locations. The road between Squin and the Swamps? BDN Camp. The south of Skinner's Roam to train against the packs of starvers? BDN Camp. The path from The Swamps to Flats Lagoon? BDN Camp.

And they're not just nearby these roads, I mean smack dab in the middle of them. I'd welcome it if the BDN weren't specifically designed to end your run through blood loss. White Eyebrows, Band of Bones, Kral's Chosen, Starving Bandits, Dust Bandits, Hill Marauders, all of them are significantly more survivable in the early game than these Elden Ring Bleed builds. They are rapidly climbing my list of groups to wipe out first just so I can travel the map without needing to reload. I'm running out of money because they just lock out smuggling as an option.

Anyone have any tips for dealing with them in early game? Can't outrun them since they usually travel at 20+mph, and my group of 8 with dogwater combat stats can't fight them.

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I've been spending weeks in-game hunting Fossilhounds for the pink crystals they drop, and after killing about a dozen I finally got one to drop a pink crystal. I picked it up, took it to base where my Kerfur-O was deactivated (Grays are present), dropped it for a second while cleaning stuff out of my inventory, and it fell straight through the garage floor. It didn't bury itself, I mean it clipped out through to the nowhere, and I don't have a save with it in pocket. Is there any way to spawn or cheat in a new one? I tried the sandbox mode cheese to transfer a new one, but it doesn't seem spawn-able there. I REALLY don't want to go hunting for more hounds if I don't have to

Never have I ever been so upset to see characters made specifically so the lowest common denominator could still keep up. “Hold one or two buttons and get free damage” (Kazuya, Sora, Terry) is some bullshit when other characters can have all the skill expression in the world, all for a single drop of blood (Shiek). I don’t care if your automatic playstyle can be “hYpE”, you’re playing a lame character. Characters like K.Rool aren’t escaping my ire either with your mindless Nairs and random smashes thrown out. Back on track though, Kazuya’s 10-piece-McFuckYou automatic jab combo, Sora’s literal automatic specials and free spells, Terry’s Jab-Jab-Dunk are exactly what I mean. Zero Sauce, pay-to-win, little brother playstyles.

Also fuck you Pikachu for your pancake biology and fuck you Yoshi for your weirdo air abilities and especially fuck you Steve, not gonna let you escape a rage post