So this really happened when I was traveling to NYC from Albany
It was very late at night and as I was driving to the city, I felt my car pull towards the left violently. I almost lost control and I pulled to the side of the road. I put the car in park and opened the door and i looked at my tires and clearly the front driver side tire was flat. I wanted to change my tires and I know I had a spare in the back. If was 2 am at this point. I was also driving for a while and it was cold so I bad to pee. There were no buildings were i was on the interstate and it was totally dark. I had to pee and decided to pee among the trees on the side. I found a place, unzipped and started peeing on a rock and just as I got close to finishing, I saw the rock move. I had initially thought I peed on a turtle and turned on my phone light and I was surprised to see a head full of hair wet with my pee! I was shocked and froze and then the head turned and gazed at me and I passed out. My Apple watch and iPhone has the fail detection enabled that called 911 and I woke up to police officers and they thought I was on drugs. I agreed to a drug test and passed but nobody could tell me what happened till now.