"Got meat?" An unmarked van selling meat pulls into your drive, ignores the no-soliciting signs and presses your doorbell until you answer, upon which the salesman's foot will be ready to prevent the door from closing because he won't take no for an answer. And yes, the meat is questionable
"Nobody eats them, so why bother?" Champagne strawberries vanish alongside other wedding promises at this contract-breaking venue that leaves the maid of honor scrubbing while the owner calls her "rotten."
"I asked him for peace and quiet, but he just wouldn't shut up...Plus he forgot about the hot stones on my back and now I'm scarred!" -- Deep-seated massage
"You showed up at the location of our stranded car because we DIDN'T want your services??" Tow truck driver turns a polite 'no thank you' into a menacing "I'll see you soon."