
u/PaddyMcGeezus

TIL the main dining hall at CU Boulder is named after Alferd Packer, Colorado’s only convicted cannibal. Students voted for it in 1968, and the original slogan was “Have a Friend for Lunch”
denver7.com2 alpha males enjoyin a cool dip after a sucksessful recoon dong harvest on a hot summer day dude: Shredded as he'll
Bob don't use no chemicals in his pool dude.
This water 100% all natural dude. Same kinda water the cavemaynes was swimmin in before the lebs turned em all into soy boys
Organic as he'll in here, fill with soupy vitamins. No harsh chemicals hurtin you're dong or givin you oughta ism.
It feel nice dude. These natural waters. Perfect place to eat meets on a June day
And cuz Bob use the pool water as natural fertilizer for his yard, we can just throw any extra meets right in their for nutrients.
Meet good for everythin dude. Even water need alpha proteen if it wanna stay strong as he'll
Pool got natural anti oxidents and healthy algae that clense you're body from the inside out.
Feel incredible dude.
I take like 8 dumps every time I swim in Bob's pool, and sometimes I bleed from my eyes a lil bit
human body incredible what it do to clean itself
Somethin slimy with teeth grab my foot from underneath the water earlier. But I overpowered it and neutralized the threat quickly
Not sure what it was. But Bob say it more afraid of us than we are of him.
he just try to bite us and pull us under cuz he afraid
Bob cool as he'll dude
A men.
Craziest American history figure next to no one talks about
President Richard Nixon being photographed with an anti-Vietnam war student protester on LSD at the Lincoln Memorial. Nixon made the unplanned visit to the protesters at 4AM, rambled to the students about college football, the beauty of Spain, and how students should visit Asia. (1970) [2556×2048]
In 1943, a Pennsylvania dentist convinced FDR to fund a secret WWII weapon: bats armed with napalm. The result accidentally burned down a US Army airfield on this day later that same year. Project X-Ray wasn't quite as mad as it seemed though.
We should rewrite the old intro at this point: "And this is not gonna become an egg subreddit....you are Queen Eggy of Eggville"
reddit.comMorganna “The Kissing Bandit” running onto the field toward California Angels outfielder Fred Lynn during a game at Anaheim Stadium, Anaheim, California, June 9, 1983 [640x453]
Known as “The Kissing Bandit,” Morganna Roberts became a pop-culture fixture in the 70s-80s for running onto Major League Baseball fields in tight tops and hot pants to kiss star players during games. Despite frequent arrests, she became a (strangely) accepted part of sports culture, kissing players including Fred Lynn, Nolan Ryan, George Brett, Pete Rose, and Cal Ripken Jr.