I'm crashing out over the silliest thing... like, these are the most UNBELIEVABLE 17 YOs I've ever met in my gd life.

This rant brought to you by the first 20% of Six of Crows.

I'm really not trying to be ageist here, but as a... no-longer-young person, I simply DO NOT believe that any of these people are teens, and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise. Like, yeah ok sure buddy, you're totally 17 the same way that 25-year-old Tom Welling was supposed to be a FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL in CW's Smallville.

Like, you're telling me EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU is a COMPLETE BADASS MCCOOLGUY and ALL OF YOU are 17????? Is everyone in the world either 17 or incompetent? 17 YOS ARE BABIES!!! LITERAL BABIES!!!

Idk man, this is so stupid and petty, but every time I meet a new character and they are also 17, my brain is doing an exponentially longer sequence of dial-up internet noises. If one more person in this stupid crew is 17, I low key might dnf 🥲

I AM FLABBERGASTED?????

Do no other ages exist?!?@?@?&

help me

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 1 day ago
▲ 11 r/Cooking

Cutting sausage with lentils?

I'm trying to reduce meat and increase fiber in my household's diet, which lead to the idea of essentially cutting our breakfast sausage with cooked lentils to make it stretch further.

What's the best way to do this? Do I just cook them separately, then mash them together in the same pan? (I would obviously need to season the lentils with similar seasonings before doing this.) Are the textures too different for this to work?

I normally use the sausage crumble as part of other breakfast meals, such as breakfast bowls, biscuits and gravy, and baked omelets.​

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 18 days ago

Hummingbird ID? Southern Wisconsin, USA

My dad sent me a video of this tiny friend in his garden. He lives in Southern Wisconsin.

I thought the eye-catching black spots on the tail would make ID'ing easy, but I'm still not sure. Is it maybe a juvenile?

u/PeachasaurusWrex — 22 days ago

[LFA] Priti - tabaxi beast barbarian - D&D modern fantasy setting

Please let me know if you have questions or if you want a version of the campground logo with a cream background instead of yellow!

I am most interested in at least a bust portrait of Priti (short for Pritkalaneema) to use as token art for our upcoming campaign, but if you are inspired, please go wild!

More about Priti and the campaign:

I'm planning to play Priti's rage ability as her channeling the primal energies of her beast ancestors. The campaign setting is inspired by the 80s, 90s, and 00s, but there was a natural cataclysm about 20 years prior to the campaign start, where the natural world grew out of control and destroyed a lot of civilization and made traveling between cities and towns very dangerous. Priti was a teen/young adult when this happened, and I imagine that her barbarian abilities are somehow related to this event.

Her husband died from complications due to a genetic disorder shortly after the Overgrowth, so Priti went to live with her sister and work on her and her husband's summer camp/wilderness retreat property. Priti is Camp Everwood's handywoman and does a little of everything (janitor, mechanic, carpenter, landscaper, tinkerer, game warden, pest control, bus driver, etc.). She likes wu xia (Chinese high-wire martial arts) films, which inspired her choice of weapon. Her glaive doubles as a quarterstaff. The blade part can be unattached and put away when she has to appear less threatening.

u/PeachasaurusWrex — 25 days ago

Anyone know of an MMC that is a skilled assassin/fighter with the yearning soul of a poet?

Yes, I am looking for Thane Krios from Mass Effect in another font.

I'm surprised that I wasn't able to find any previous requests for this trope in the sub!

If you're not familiar with Thane, he is a contract assassin who is also deeply romantic and spiritual. His story is tragic from start to finish, but its also beautiful and moving (trained to be a killer from a young age, fell in love, had a kid, wife was killed as revenge for one of his jobs, and he is struggling to re-connect with his son, who is also a mercenary). You can romance him in the game, but, as if all his previous backstory wasn't enough, he also has a terminal illness and dies after the final mission.​

I would LOVE it if I could find a happier ending for this story. Would also be great if the main characters were older (>30), and if the writing style is not too contemporary/modern sounding.​

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 2 months ago

Spouse and I have no kids or pets, and normal 9-5s, but (it feels like) still no time for ourselves.

More of a rant than anything, but maybe other folks can relate.

I literally don't understand how the hell we are so busy as a childless married couple.

we're in our 30s and it seems like every waking moment outside of work is being spent on other (admittedly important and worthwhile) things. We're cleaning our house, mowing the lawn, doing other adult tasks and errands. We're spending time with our (large, extended) families and friends, babysitting our baby nephews, helping my parents and grandparents around the garden. We're trying to cook and pack our own meals and exercise regularly.

Sunday is home maintenance and chores.

Monday night is babysitting.

Wednesday night is date night (we play games together on the couch).

Thursday night is meal prep.

Friday night is D&D/Magic night (our one "solo" thing we've been able to keep up, which is still a social thing since we still interact with other people).

And then every single Saturday, there is a family or friend event happening.

Tuesdays are our only "free" night, and we end up filling it with more chores or other adult admin BS that we are always behind on.

I don't remember the last time I actually had a moment to just relax and be by myself or do my own thing. I only ever have maybe 15 minutes to sit and read a book, or do any other calming, creative hobby, between all the other tasks, events, obligations, and responsibilities that are happening any day of the week.

My grandparents are aging. They live 10 minutes away. I KNOW that I could and should be spending more time with them. I love them and care about them. But my god it just feels like yet another plate to spin.

I am so glad that my spouse and I are on the same page with regards to kids (not for us, thanks), because I DONT KNOW how the FUCK we would even manage if we did.

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 2 months ago

Found a book with a nonbinary (femme?) main character and thought some folks here might be interested! {Dragonfall by L. R. Lam}

Disclaimer: I'm only about 30% through reading it.

This book has been pretty intriguing so far, specifically because of the dual first person POV. The male dragon MC's chapters are written as though he is retelling the events of the novel directly to the reader/the human MC from a point in the future, so he'll often comment on his impressions of "you", what "you" and he were doing and the events the two of you were going through. I don't think I've read something like this before, so while I'm still quite early on the book, I'm still interested.

The setting is seems very queer-friendly. There are mentions of other far-off nations that have very strict gender roles, but the society the story takes place in is very accepting of people being and doing whatever they want, and even includes somewhat common uses of magic to tweak one's body as one desires. The human MC is described as very androgynous in their natural appearance and uses any pronouns, but because the male MC is the confirmed to be the last male dragon, and the shrinking dragon population is a major plot point, I sort of assumed that the human MC is AFAB, or femme. Who knows though!? Maybe they'll find a magic way to increase the dragon population by the end?! And my assumption of the human MC being AFAB is probably very heteronormative/projection anyways! (I'm a cis straight woman.)

Actually, now that I'm thinking about it now, I'm getting a strong feeling that the dragon MC's chapters are specifically written the way they are (addressing the reader/"you") to avoid using pronouns for the human MC at all! This way, there is no need to commit to using a single pronoun when he describes the human MC. This avoids a lot of confusion while also respecting the MC's nonbinary-ness.

Anyways, I hope the rest of the book is good (apologies if it isnt 🥲). I just wanted to take a minute to post about it because I've been so fascinated by it so far! And also, for Pride month! 😁

edit: terminology.

also, I FORGOT TO MENTION THE UNIQUE BIOLOGY OF THE DRAGONS, WHICH I ALSO THOUGHT WAS NEAT! They are actually somewhat feathery in their dragon forms, AND, its specified that they lay eggs to reproduce and the temperatures that the eggs are exposed to determine the sex of the offspring. Climate change means that ALL of the recent dragon offspring are female.

all my subconscious biases are being called out rn. my brain was like "last male? guess the main couple is gonna have to pop out a ton of kids to save the dragons!" nope! they just need to get the next several batches of eggs somewhere cooler so they hatch male.

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 2 months ago

Refinancing on a pandemic loan. Does it feel bad because it's a bad deal, or because we were living the dream before and didn't know it?

Spouse and I bought our first place in 2020: 2.5%, 5 yr ARM. Intro period expired last year, and our rate went up to 4.5% this year. Okay, fine.

We are looking to lock in a rate now for the stability and were offered a traditional loan at 5.99% for 20 years. We have excellent credit (both 800+) and are in a mid-sized Midwest college city.

Between the shorter loan period (20 instead of 30 years) and the ​increase in taxes in our area, and insurance, our total monthly housing payments might be going up by $400, which just seems like so much. 🥲

We are unsure how long we will be in this home, but for some perspective on us and our tendencies, we were also unsure how long we would be here when we bought the place, so 🤷‍♀️. We don't hate it, and we don't love it, but we are very used to it. Realistically, unless a golden opportunity falls directly into our laps, we will be here a while.

We COULD theoretically make the higher payment work, and but it sucks not having as much wiggle room as we did before.

Is this all just unfortunate timing, and I'm just mourning the loss of an amazing deal that I didn't fully appreciate until now?

(Yes, I'm probably gonna go shop around for home insurance after this, but that won't be for at least a month or two because we're in the middle of a claim for hail damage.)

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u/PeachasaurusWrex — 3 months ago