u/PerhappensChance

I'm gonna do a TGP session with my friends to roleplay as the NITW characters but I want our classpects to be accurate. What would they be?

One of your friends told you about this site, it's supposedly about some cool comics about videogames and detectives and jailbreaks and quests...

You decide to check it for the first time and OH MY FUCKING GOD... That panel... THAT FIRST PANEL... Its more detailed than anything you've seen before... Like a more detailed version of your room... And that kid... Thoose posters, everything looks similar but better in there

Is your life a just simple cheap parody made in a forum app by some teen??? AND SOMEONE ADDED THIS AS A CRUEL JOKE TO SCREAM RIGHT AT YOUR FACE THAT YOU'RE THE COPY!?!?

... Anyways, the guy writing this doesn't know how existential crises work because he has never gotten one that lasted longer than one single hour because he just stops caring and keeps going like nothing happened... You should do the same!

(Btw on a separate note by the author, does this have a chance on mspfa?)

You love niche weird games. You love them so much that the game you're playing in your computer is acctualy a port of a niche mobile game

After some time it gets boring... What do you do next?

You don't acctually want to leave the plushie alone so you put it on a little something you forgot the name of (I really forgot the name of that stand thingy). Meanwhile you go to your computer... You have many indie games and open tabs with random flash game pages, beside having a more updated version of Pesterchum... It has come a long way...

What do you do?

ITS MOMO!!!!! You've had this plushie of a fox since you were little, your mother bought a normal fox plush for your 3rd birthday, but she decided to add it some details like a little fang, some hair (although it already has fur) and all that.

This is your favorite plushie and at this point also your first friend ever... That's kind of depressing, isn't it?

You love the book. You've read it 15 times in 3 different languages. Your favorite post human species are the Titans because they're cool

Although you just proclaimed yourself to be an indie game fan, only half of your posters are acctually from indie games

Some aren't even from games! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Anyways, you really like these, you bought them with your own allowance!

Your name is JAIDEN VERMEER. As already mentioned, it's your birthday! You normally take it as a normal day except for the fact that you get gifted A FUCKING TON of money! You have interests such as; Indie videogames, Playing the drum set, collecting plushies! Listening to any music. Although you're all grown up, you still have your favorite plushie since you were a baby! You have an interest in Aztec mythology and you have an obsession over ROOT BEER

You are also Autistic and Although identify as non gendered/binary, you're still biologically female.

What do you do?

Dude really? Get them a real name! What kind of name is Deplorable Crackerbowl?

> Try again

A young something stands in their bedroom. It turns out that today, august 16th 2026 is this young lad/gal/hermaphrodite's birthday!

> Name them (and bonus decide their gender)

(The pic isn't mine but I can't remember the op)

Should I be worried?

I decided to make Gregg work at Oxxo and make Mae wear an "ay güey" shirt, I'm also Mexican myself and I love pueblos magicos

This is supposed to be an African christian gospel band btw

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF TROLLS WHEN I SEARCHED UP TROLL ZODIAC