u/Petty-Pansexual23

(Reposted because of a posting issue)

(Hi!!! New fan here! Wanted to share this with you all because who's gonna stop me?)

Sage Harrison is a sarcastic yet polite young girl who has been friends with Janet since their senior year of high school. After Brad's proposal, him and Janet ask if Sage can be their "chauffeur" to Dr. Scott's place while they get frisky in the back, to which she reluctantly agrees.

When the car gets the flat, she follows the fiancees to the castle. Instead of being confused and horrified like her friends in the presence of the Transvestites, Sage is intrigued, excited, and inspired. She's always had an interest in the taboo and macabre due to being an artist. Frank DOES notice this, but prefers not to talk about it because it takes the attention off of him.

And then she meets the recently awakened Rocky...

(Y'all can make up your own story from here bc it's fun.)

Just a funny little self insert because John is a familial yumeship of mine