When you think the inquisitors won't get you when they suddenly teleport on a small island you control

Yes...this can happen if you don't deal with the heretics on your islands

u/PhantomVulpe — 4 days ago

When a faction threatens to attack me if I don't accept their offer so I refuse. Me with experienced archers/crossbow units at the ready for an attack on my settlements but it never came:

They never attacked me most likely the chicken shits don't want to be filled with holes from archers/crossbowmen or something cause they never bothered to attack me. Starting to feel like this was all a bluff.

u/PhantomVulpe — 8 days ago

Me everytime I refuse to join a crusade for Cairo and seeing catholic generals getting killed by the Egyptians:

Which there's a small chance of the crusade ever succeeding

u/PhantomVulpe — 8 days ago
▲ 165 r/hazbin

So what was the point of the question then

So this buffoon added a poll about who's pain should you erase. I picked Angel but apparently that was the wrong answer like...what? I like Fizz and all but when did this become a right or wrong answer and asked why? And in the comments people were not happy about this and called it fizz glazing

u/PhantomVulpe — 11 days ago

So I unintentionally caused a revolution and won as the rebels to get rid of the republic for constitutional monarchy. Hooray?

I really don't know what I did but I was playing as republican Sweden and was raising taxes cause I was tight on money and then a cutscene triggered causing a revolution making join the rebels or government so I decided to join the rebellion and took over the capital and there's another cutscene of the rebels destroy the republic palace Guy Fawkes style and my government was changed to constitutional monarchy. I have no idea what i did was good or if the new government is any better.

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u/PhantomVulpe — 17 days ago

Call crusade on catholic factions?!

Okay either I'm going crazy or did the pope called the crusade on catholic faction? Okay let me explain I'm doing my England run when a crusade was called on my allies the Portuguese(I have a marriage alliance with them.). And I'm standing there flabbergasted that the pope called a crusade on Portugal to take Toulouse and the first thing that came in mind is it's the fucking French cause they came after my ally relentlessly but to no avail(thanks to me stealing their settlements hindering their economy) and the crusade got canceled cause the pope kicked the bucket and Portugal reconciled with the pope. Can this happen?

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u/PhantomVulpe — 19 days ago

When your enemies try to siege you but you have elite archers(or crossbowmen) units filling your enemies full of holes

If it's not the crossbow units that does this it's England's longbow archers

u/PhantomVulpe — 19 days ago

Finished Sicily and had fun

They pretty much share Milan and Venice when it comes to units and I'm okay with this but the cherry on top was having Norman knights and Muslim archers and giving my enemies hell. Now...I'm not going to sugarcoat what I'm about to say but when you start the run as Sicily it sucks ass cause your starting settlements don't make much money so I had to immediately go for Florence and take out Milan just to survive in the game. Other than hindrance it was a fun experience to play as one of the Italian factions that isn't Venice

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u/PhantomVulpe — 25 days ago

Okay am I going crazy or is the byzantine empire trying to be the next Milan

They've been pissing off the wrong people lately. The holy roman empire. Venice. Hungary. I can go on but it's crazy

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u/PhantomVulpe — 26 days ago

How it feels to play Sicily and the first thing you do is raid Milan

If you want to like Sicilian gangster raid the factions that have the most wealthy cities and that's Milan.

u/PhantomVulpe — 27 days ago

The Apache are terrifying

So I just beat the Americas campaign with the Apache and let me tell you...they're terrifying. Not only do they have the war path similar to the Jihad but if I start kicking some enemy units asses they start to adapt into enemies technology. Yikes.

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u/PhantomVulpe — 28 days ago

Every faction when they see the byzantine empire before declaring war on them

Like yikes I was playing the turks to try their units and the Byzantine empire were getting the short end of the stick not just from me but almost every catholic faction having a hate boner on them. Talk about giving your faction the ikko ikki treatment where every faction hates your fucking guts.

u/PhantomVulpe — 1 month ago

Starting to see why you guys hate Milan

Okay for starters as a player who is starting to like playing as them I think they are fucking awesome especially their sick ass crossbow units that remind of the Rhodaks from mount and blade. But when I'm dealing with them...fuck them. I felt stupid accepting their alliance and trade deal only for the assholes to not only blockade my port but try to take my castle. Then the pope tells me to stop doing hostile actions against them And I'm like "what? They're the instigator. Not me." So I push them back(which thankfully my self defense didn't cause the pope to get angry at me) and I start regaining my strength but guess they come back for round 2 and caused me to fail the quest but it wasn't because of me it was because Milan got too stupid to ignore the pope and caused Milan to get excommunicated(thank you your holiness) causing me and my buddies from the holy roman empire to eliminate them. Again as a player who likes playing as Milan I think they're awesome but Milan as an Npc fuck them.

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u/PhantomVulpe — 1 month ago