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Penis says no

King Henry the 8th was too short, in more ways than you first thought

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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The best birth control advert in the world.

plus I don't want to do that, it would be too much responsibility.

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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Hilarious contradiction right there

I guess it may "fly" over some peoples heads though

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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Tell me your relationship is going swimmingly without actually telling me:

I guess it's just down stream from here

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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erm sir! I don't think we can say that word anymore

But on the bright side, letting democracy get in the way of space travel could save a few lives that could include spaceship going boom boom

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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Hey there, I am here to ask about the Mainstream Media

What is the so called Mainstream media like?

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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EVERYBODY ZIP UP YOUR FLIES, WE'VE ALL GOTTA BECOME BESTIES IMEDIETTELY!!!

if you don't have hands, don't worry we can still we friends

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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wow, I wouldn't go that far matey!

Beans on toast is a British delicacy, I am just a average young man with greasy hair and an addiction to reddit

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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I don't like that it's implying I am a loser.

I might be and I just don't know it yet, maybe that already means I am a loser

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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I did it now my finger is wet and I also have to explain why there is sick in the bush to my neighbour. don't ask why I did it in neighbour's bush

don't worry I hid the sick by kicking the dirt over it. Shhhh no-one has to know!

u/PoopPower99 — 1 month ago
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Oh no! I've been compromised!

Time to change into my inconspicuous Gnat Formation

u/PoopPower99 — 2 months ago