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Complaint Line option #4

So I dialed in this morning and selected “4”.
Nick Oliveri answered.
I asked him “Are you a millionaire?”
He screamed “all the time” and hung up!
What a punk.

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u/Potential-Glue — 4 days ago
▲ 1 r/Poems

Clown

I channel the force
To cut you down
Without the remorse
Felt your grin turnaround
You lied to my blood
Drug my name through mud
I live to fight my own way
When judgment comes, best look away
Some people know, it’s so sad
Twins were pawns, hurt so bad
It’s checkmate now, your rook fell down
What is it like, to be the clown?

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u/Potential-Glue — 24 days ago