u/Potential_Ad6769

r/oneliners r/StandUpComedy r/comedy

▲ 59 r/comedy+1 crossposts

Concert, movie, then restaurant I think

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 8 hours ago

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I was wearing noise canceling head phones the other day and I heard a guy whisper “I don’t think those work”

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 day ago

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I bought a TV set yesterday. I’m still looking in the box for the other one.

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 day ago

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Manslaughter sounds worse than murder but I think they just named it that by accident

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 days ago

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I’ve never seen the inside of my ears with my own eyes, but I’ve heard good things

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 days ago

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Not sure why they teach us this

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 days ago

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Making friends when you’re 30 is hard, because you only have a year to do it

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 days ago

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I read about 20 books a year on average, so I know a lot about average

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 days ago

I have a friend who has a dog

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 26 days ago

▲ 47 r/comedy+1 crossposts

The word "camouflage" is just the word "disguise" in disguise

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 27 days ago

▲ 5 r/StandUpComedy

Difficult conversation but needed to be had

u/Potential_Ad6769 — 2 months ago