▲ 76 r/Jokes
I go through a bottle of honey mustard almost every week, because it's a combination of my two favorite things
bottles and honey mustard
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 9 days ago
▲ 206 r/dadjokes
I go through a bottle of honey mustard almost every week, because it’s a combination of my two favorite things
bottles and honey mustard
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 10 days ago
▲ 45 r/oneliners
I thought I had quit doing laundry forever, but then I threw in the towel
reddit.comu/Potential_Ad6769 — 15 days ago
▲ 214 r/Jokes
The most symbolic flag is the blank white flag of surrender
Because the designer who was supposed to put something on it just gave up
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 15 days ago
▲ 5 r/dadjokes
I bought a TV set the other day.
I'm still looking in the box for the other one.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/Jokes
I have trouble maintaining eye contact
Especially when someone asks "what do you think of these shoes?"
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 3 r/dadjokes
I have trouble maintaining eye contact
Especially when someone asks me "what do you think of my shoes?"
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 47 r/dadjokes
I hate when I can’t read my own handwriting.
Luckily that only happens when I write myself instructions on how to turn on the lights.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 23 r/dadjokes
I’m insecure about going to see a movie by myself.
That’s why I always take a bus.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 2 r/dadjokes
There’s been a plunger in my bathroom since I moved in.
It must’ve eaten something bad.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 30 r/dadjokes
In college I took a class on humility and failed it.
Which was strange because the work I did in it was absolutely genius.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/dadjokes
I own a self-driving car.
Though that's mostly because I forgot to turn on the emergency break.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 24 r/Jokes
I've been trying to learn how to draw, but I'm having trouble drawing people.
So I think that I'm just going to start drawing single-celled organisms and hope that it evolves from there.
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago
▲ 93 r/Jokes
Someone asked me the other day if I'd rather watch a movie alone, eat dinner at a restaurant alone, or go to a concert alone.
I thought that was kind of mean. They could've just said "No, I don't want to hang out"
u/Potential_Ad6769 — 1 month ago