u/ProbablyCursedGoods

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After weeks of experimenting, reformulating, and occasionally questioning my sanity, I finally finished my Astarion-inspired Velvet Fang bubble bath! ❤️

And I'm ridiculously proud of this one because I formulated the bubble bath myself from scratch instead of using a premade base. Every bit of the consistency, bubbles, color, and fragrance took some serious trial and error. 😂

It's a gorgeous blood-red bath potion that produces a ridiculous amount of fluffy bubbles, scented with my Velvet Fang fragrance — bergamot, rosemary, sage, whiskey, Egyptian amber, and cashmere musk.

I wanted something that felt like Astarion: refined, indulgent, a little dangerous, and just a tad dramatic. Because really, can you imagine that man settling for ordinary bubble bath? 😏

It's the first of several bath products I'm working on for my BG3 collection, and I'm so excited to finally share it!

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4592911534

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Nature’s Hunger is my earthy forest scent with cedar, pine, rain-soaked petrichor, patchouli, honey, oakmoss, amber, and deep woods.

For the melts, I matched the scent with woodland details: leaves, flowers, pinecones, nuts, bees, honey, bears, squirrels, rabbits, and other little foresty shapes. Basically, if Halsin wandered through the woods collecting things he liked, this is what I imagine his pockets would look like by the end of the day. Does a bear fit in a pocket? Well, you don't know that it doesn't!😂

The scent itself is very green and woodsy rather than sweet—fresh pine and cedar after rain, damp earth and moss underneath, with just a little warmth from honey and amber.

They’re available in 1.5 oz and 3 oz assortments, and every bag gets a mix of shapes from the current batch, so no two are exactly the same.

Inspired by Halsin, obviously, but I also wanted these to work for anyone who loves forestcore, cottagecore, woodland animals, petrichor, cedar, pine, and generally smelling like you wandered into the woods and decided not to come back. 🌿

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4587333041

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I had way too much fun with these because her whole vibe is basically “infernal engine + battle axe + giant softie” 😂

Unbound Flame is a smoky, warm scent with smoke, blood orange, cinnamon, whiskey, amber, brown sugar, and fig. It starts off pretty fiery and bonfire-like, then gets warmer and sweeter as it melts.

The shapes are a mix of everything that made sense for Karlach — cogs and mechanical pieces, anatomical hearts, regular hearts, fireballs, axes and other weapons, skulls, teddy bears, paw prints, and little bones for Scratch. So they're simultaneously adorable and mildly threatening, which feels correct. 😂

They come in 1.5 oz and 3 oz assortments, and every batch has a slightly different mix of shapes.

❤️‍🔥 Unbound Flame — Karlach inspired wax melts

🔥 Smoke + blood orange + amber

⚙️ Hand-poured miniature shapes

🐾 Contains an appropriate amount of Scratch appreciation

🧸 Contains an inappropriate amount of teddy-bear cuteness for something surrounded by axes

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4586127193

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Unbound Flame is now an Original car reed diffuser and bright red-orange Hellfire Edition hanging diffuser.

This one is very deliberately smoky: smoke, blood orange, cinnamon, whiskey, amber, brown sugar, and fig.

It starts like a bonfire and then gets warmer, sweeter, and weirdly cozy underneath—which is pretty much exactly what I wanted for Karlach. It's actually quite a nice autumn scent too 😁

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4583450791

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My Halsin-inspired scent is now available as an Original car reed diffuser and emerald-green Wildwood Edition hanging diffuser.

It smells like cedar, pine, rain-soaked petrichor, sugar pine, patchouli, honey, oakmoss, amber, and deep woods.

Basically: damp forest, moss, trees, warm earth, and one exceptionally large druid somewhere nearby.

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4583443725

🔥 Karlach perfume is now available in 30 mL bottles for those interested !🔥

Unbound Flame starts out smoky and fiery, with blood orange, cinnamon, and whiskey, but as it settles, the amber, brown sugar, and fig come through and give it a warmer, softer, almost floral finish - like someone carrying the last traces of the Hells with her while running toward freedom. ❤️‍🔥

The first time I smelled the completed blend, my immediate thought was a warrior who had finally escaped the Hells, broken her chains, and reached freedom. It still carries the fire with her, but it doesn’t define everything she gets to be afterward.

It’s available as the natural Original or the fiery red-orange Hellfire Edition. Both have the same scent; the difference is purely visual.

The alcohol version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but I do have a version available in my shop for international purchases that is non alcohol and able to travel overseas!

Unbound Flame is available now in my shop.

Alcohol version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4537608151

Non-alcohol version and more international friendly :

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4538080101

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Nature’s Hunger is my new Halsin-inspired fragrance, and this one is very different from my softer/more romantic scents so far.

This is a masculine, woodsy, forest-cologne-style perfume with cedar, pine, sugar pine, patchouli, honey, oakmoss, amber, and a little rain-soaked petrichor.

Basically: warm trees, moss under bare feet, damp forest air, golden honey, and large druid energy.

Available in two versions:

🌿 Original - natural untinted perfume

🍃 Wildwood Edition - the same scent with a rich emerald-green tint for extra forest magic

It is still an eau de parfum, but scent-wise this leans much more rugged/masculine than sweet or floral. Perfect for wearing, gifting, or lightly scenting a plushie/keepsake if you want your emotional support squishy to smell like a protective forest man. Please patch test fabrics first, especially with Wildwood.

The alcohol version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but I do have a version available in my shop for international purchases that is non alcohol and able to travel overseas!

Nature’s Hunger is available now in my shop. 🌲🐻

Alcohol version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4533530134

Non-alcohol version and more international friendly :

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4536976228

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Compelling Devotion is a dark floral fragrance built around black violet, saffron, and cashmere plum, with frankincense, myrrh, dragon’s blood, amber, leather, vetiver, sandalwood, and smoke underneath.

It starts velvety and floral, then becomes darker, warmer, and more resinous as it settles. I wanted it to feel elegant, commanding, and quietly dangerous - basically devotion sharpened into a weapon.

It comes in:

⚜️ Original - the natural untinted perfume

🕷️ Nocturne Edition - the same scent in a dusky plum-purple tint

The alcohol version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but I do have a version available in my shop for international purchases that is non alcohol and able to travel overseas!

She is officially live in my Etsy shop now! 💜

Alcohol version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4544726338

Alcohol-free version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4545167073

I admit, curiosity got the better of me here as I was curious if this was something possible for me to make on my own. Turns out, it is possible, just a long process to initially start before I got the hang of it.

This was honestly way more work than I expected, but Velvet Fang body lotion is now in the shop in a very small first batch.

It’s the same Astarion-inspired scent as my Velvet Fang perfume: bergamot, rosemary sage, whiskey, Egyptian amber, and cashmere musk.

The lotion itself is made from scratch by me, not just fragrance added to a premade base. So it took… sanitation, heating, emulsifying, pH checking, bottling, labeling, and lots of tears (not included).

Because of that, I’m starting small. I only have a limited number available right now, and if they sell out, processing time may be longer while I make the next batch.

If people like this one, I’ll slowly start adding the other character scents too.

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4564392377

Compelling Devotion is dark, floral, velvety, and very much not interested in asking permission to take over the room.

Black violet and saffron lead into rich, dark sweetness and warm depth, all blended into jojoba oil for a smooth 10 mL perfume roller.

Two versions:

🖤 Original

💜 Obsidian Silk - the purple shimmer edition

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4551393821

Compelling Devotion is a dark floral fragrance built around black violet, saffron, and cashmere plum, with frankincense, myrrh, dragon’s blood, amber, leather, vetiver, sandalwood, and smoke underneath.

It starts velvety and floral, then becomes darker, warmer, and more resinous as it settles. I wanted it to feel elegant, commanding, and quietly dangerous - basically devotion sharpened into a weapon.

It comes in:

⚜️ Original - the natural untinted perfume

🕷️ Nocturne Edition - the same scent in a dusky plum-purple tint

The alcohol version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but I do have a version available in my shop for international purchases that is non alcohol and able to travel overseas!

She is officially live in my Etsy shop now! 💜

Alcohol version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4544726338

Alcohol-free version:

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4545167073

I’ve had people ask about trying the scents without committing to a full bottle, so I now have 2 mL perfume oil samples for all 8 characters:

🩸 Astarion - Velvet Fang

📚 Gale - Starlit Reverie

🌙 Shadowheart - Moonlit Seduction

🌿 Halsin - Nature’s Hunger

🔥 Karlach - Unbound Flame

⚔️ Wyll - Hero’s Vow

🐉 Lae’zel - Warrior’s Dawn

🕷️ Minthara - Compelling Devotion

You can get the samples as singles or a discovery set.

The discovery set comes boxed with all eight little glass bottles plus a fragrance guide where you can mark each one Love It / Like It / Not for Me and rank your top three.

They’re alcohol-free, made with jojoba oil, and use the same fragrance blends as my full-size versions.

Anyway, here's the link!

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4558926599

I wanted his scent to capture both sides of him: the polished nobleman and the wandering hero who would rather be out protecting people than sitting comfortably in a palace.

The final blend uses sandalwood, amber, leather, bergamot, whiskey, honey, smoke, and blood orange. It opens bright and refined, then becomes warmer and more grounded as the leather, amber, and sandalwood settle in.

I’d call it unisex with a slightly masculine lean. It’s a little more masculine than my Astarion scent, but nowhere near as traditionally masculine as my Halsin fragrance.

There are two versions:

⚜️ Original - untinted

🏆 Champion Edition - warm golden tint

Same fragrance in both; the editions are purely visual. I’m honestly really happy with how the whole sunset-adventure theme came together. 🥹

Please note, this version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but do keep an eye out because I will be finishing testing the non alcohol international friendly version very soon and is due to hit my shop within a few days!

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4544017986

I wanted his scent to capture both sides of him: the polished nobleman and the wandering hero who would rather be out protecting people than sitting comfortably in a palace.

The final blend uses sandalwood, amber, leather, bergamot, whiskey, honey, smoke, and blood orange. It opens bright and refined, then becomes warmer and more grounded as the leather, amber, and sandalwood settle in.

I’d call it unisex with a slightly masculine lean. It’s a little more masculine than my Astarion scent, but nowhere near as traditionally masculine as my Halsin fragrance.

There are two versions:

⚜️ Original - untinted

🏆 Champion Edition - warm golden tint

Same fragrance in both; the editions are purely visual. I’m honestly really happy with how the whole sunset-adventure theme came together. 🥹

Please note, this version is US ground only because of the alcohol not being allowed to fly, but do keep an eye out because I will be finishing testing the non alcohol international friendly version very soon and is due to hit my shop within a few days!

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4544017986

A lot of people have been waiting for this one, and I wanted him to feel very different from Astarion/Gale/Shadowheart. Nature’s Hunger is a Halsin-inspired fragrance that leans heavily masculine and woodsy - more forest cologne than sweet perfume.

Notes/impression: cedar, pine, sugar pine, patchouli, honey, oakmoss, amber, and petrichor.

To me it smells like damp forest air, warm bark, moss, honeyed woods, and very large druid energy.

There are two versions:

🌿 Original - natural untinted perfume

🍃 Wildwood - the same scent with a rich emerald-green tint for extra forest magic

Small warning: this is definitely my most masculine scent so far. I know a lot of people buy character fragrances for themselves, but some also use them to lightly scent plushies or keepsakes instead. Just patch test first, especially with the green tinted version.

A note that is us currently only available for ground shipping in the Continental United States because it contains alcohol and must be shipped ground only and can not be shipped internationally.

Keep an eye out because I am working on an international version that is more international and flight friendly which should be available soon!

Nature’s Hunger is available now in my shop. 🌲🐻

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4533530134

I finally made Velvet Fang as a perfume oil roller 🖤

It’s the same gothic vampire scent as my perfume - bergamot, rosemary sage, Egyptian amber, cashmere musk, and a little whiskey - but in a jojoba oil roller for a softer, more skin-close wear.

There are two versions:

🖤 Original - golden, simple, and intimate

🩸 Crimson King - red mica shimmer that settles, drips like blood when turned upside down, and swirls back together when shaken. Seriously, you won't want to put it down. The effect is mesmerizing!

Available now in my shop!

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4496324298

My Astarion-inspired perfume is finally done aging and ready to ship Monday for all those that have been waiting 🖤🩸

This is Velvet Fang, a gothic/vampire perfume inspired by our favorite dramatic pale elf: dark, warm, a little dangerous, a little seductive.

Scent notes are:

Bergamot, rosemary, sage, Egyptian amber, cashmere musk, and whiskey

It comes in two versions:

🖤 Original - clear, classic, elegant

🩸 Blood Edition - the same scent, but deep red for all those who not only want to smell like him but want to carry a piece of him wherever you go.

The Blood Edition is mostly just for the ✨drama✨, but honestly? That’s the point.

These are 15 mL sprays, alcohol-based, and ship US ground only because perfume laws are boring and vampires apparently can’t fly USPS.

Thank you all so much for the support so far. This little perfume has been such a labor of love, and seeing people get excited about it has been genuinely wild.

For those of the island or international persuasion, I am working on a non alcohol version that will debut soon (within the week).

https://probablycursedgoods.etsy.com/listing/4484780486

If anyone wants to keep up to date on my products, here's my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probablycursedgoods?igsh=ZTFxaTFvd204eHpr

I just do Astarion scents for now but I am currently experimenting with other character scents right now so they will be coming soon!