I do not like Bones’ dad but this episode about his trial would be high in my favorites list?! The moment where Bones puts herself up as suspect and Booth gets questioned and then when he realizes where they’re going with the story and says “that’s a lot of heart bones” Chills 😔🤞
i know this must have been done before but i just want to see what everyone’s favourite season is of the tv show? Mine will always be season 2 with Anthony and Kate! Although season 4 was very close to taking that throne!
ive been wanting to get a tshirt or smth cool from the merch web but the price of getting it shipped to where i live is still a little bit pricey so i never rlly did.
Now me and my older sister have been watching kurtis for a lot of years including Vine (rip). now her bday is coming up and i wanted to give her something i knew she would never see coming! and i bought merch for her instead and im so excited to give it to her ugh i cant wait i love giving gifts sm
I haven’t been able to sleep and now at 4am i have lost all hope so I made this :3 I look forward to hear what other people’s thoughts are on this subject! xx
My reviews:
Nathaniel “Nate” Archibald: 10/10 🏀
Sorry but NATHANIEL? I loved it when chuck always called him that in the earlier seasons its just SO good with the extravagant last name too?? I am drooling. I think the Nate nickname is fine nothing special, not carrying much of anything . Which… It kinda puts a damper on the last name yknow? I do not fuck around when it comes to Archibald (as a LAST name! As a first name i think its a little dorky and loses its appeal/value) Not to mention the variety in letters in the full name? We. Were. Spoiled.
Charles “Chuck” Bass: 8.5/10 🏦
Charles is chic but not TOO extravagant. Which is why I think that Charles and Bass complement each other so well. Bass is short and feels astute. Assertive. The B just rlly works for me. I lowk forgot where the Chuck nickname came from but it’s… Nah... Doesn’t tickle my fancy, made me yawn. Which is a shame when Charles is so chic, but Chuck didn’t do anything for me so no extra points.
Blair Waldorf: 10/10 💅
Oh my days this is lovely. Not too this, not too that. It feels classy and the letter combination is just so juicy with a softness to it. I love seeing a variety of different letters used like that (but I am also autistic and I am picky). I think the name Blair is pretty and sweet. And the Waldorf last name?!?!?! Hell yeah thats bougie. That’s expensive. Period.
Serena Van Der Woodsen 7.5/10 🧥
This high score is mostly because of my appreciation for the last name Van Der Woodsen. God that is just so… so appetizing and delectable. A whole mouthful of last name?! Omg and I always love the extra sauce that the prefixes add. I think Serena alone is fun but I do not feel anything big with it? Just a chill 🤙 yknow? It’s nice but it’s not the most beautiful melody of a name I’ve ever heard. BUT!! combine Serena with THAT last name? Oh absolutely yes, I will like it more! Van Der Woodsen just seems to add some extra sparkle to any first name that it wouldn’t have had on its own. The same goes for Eric too yknow? Although Eric sounds princely so maybe that name would get an extra point?
Vanessa Abrams: 5.7/10 🎪
I do not see this vision. I am not hooked, nor awed. And frankly I do not wish to be awed. I think the name Abrams is good, it almost had me yknow? But… I do not like the name Vanessa with it? Uh sorry no thank you. I do not feel the order of these letters are pleasant to read or hear or say. Which is upsetting with the potential class of Abrams. Vanessa alone is cool tho, maybe even has a secret little edge.
Verdict! Separately: Neutral good. Thumbs up. Together: Neutral Evil. Get tf away from me pls.
Eleanor Waldorf: 11/10 💃
I alr stated my appreciation for Waldorf but for ELEANOR? I must’ve have died and then been brought right back to life. It’s beautiful, its emotional it is everything. The moment. I feel the influence and attractiveness in the name Eleanor. No further comment. +1 Extra point! Well done!
Daniel “Dan” Humphrey: 1/10 🪨
I do not feel anything for the name Daniel and I feel even less for the nickname Dan. I am so bored. I’ll admit that Daniel could’ve been something, like I can almost see the vision if I squint. But with THAT abomination of a last name any chance of potential just ceased to exist. It’s just not nice to my ears and it does not bless my eyes. Idk if it’s because I am European but I am downright offended of the off putting arrangement of the letters and think it looks ugly. I am afraid the last (or first) name Humphrey has been cursed to ruin any first name on God’s green earth and make that ugly too… Ew. NEXT!
Georgina Sparks: 11/10 🎤
Not many ppl know this but that interview with Lady Gaga’s “talented, brilliant, never the same etc” was about this name akshually ☝️🤓 I am… Speechless. I feel pure bliss. Can you see this could be such a sassy pop star name?! The power?! The name Georgina thinks it is the it-girl and oh my days yes! yes it IS. And to add the last name Sparks is like fireworks on your favorite dessert for your bday. It is THE moment. The movement. I will never be her. This name also inspired me to make this list. +1 point for pezzazz
Dorota Kishlovsky: 8.9/10 🐨
Oh my goodness gracious absolutely yes. that first name just warms me up like a warm, loving hug. Dorota sounds so cozy and endearing like this name knows it’s so tooth achingly sweet. These letters do something with me. Nothing big nor wild but just a simple silent nod of recognition. And I am biased because just love foreign names. Not any usual English/American ones that are alright but I probably will have heard before. No lemme hear something unfamiliar, unique, strange for my ears but a tickle for my brains. Very good, well executed. +0.9 extra for the perfect balance of soft and strong of the two names!
Lily Van Der Woodsen
OR Lily Humphrey: 8.5/10 OR 1/10 🍋
Don’t you just love the name Lily? it’s so precious but elegant? Letter combination and order just perfect. With Van Der Woodsen I think it mixes perfectly of classy yet that hidden playfulness. Those 2 complement each other nicely…
But nothing in this universe will ever make me like the last name Humphrey… NOTHING! Because of my appreciation for the name Lily I would’ve added 1 extra point but that fuckass name Humphrey is fatally destructive to anything it comes in contact with. Do NOT piss me off!
Bart Bass: 8/10 🪦
Delightful. I don’t have much to say cause like come ON just look at that letter arrangement and then try convince me it is not almost perfection. I alr spoken on my approval towards Bass. Other than that I think Bart is not THAT special on it’s own and Bass isn’t eye catching either but TOGETHER? An absolute joy.
Jack Bass: 0/10 🗿
Okay you are just pissing me off. I like the name Jack, I like the name Bass. But putting them together is just so nasty, it’s icky and I feel nothing but repulsion towards it. I feel like it carries diseases and germs too.
Carter Baizen: 5/10 🤖
I am not even a little bit lukewarm unfortunately. Carter is such a great name, a little boyish but charming. And I just love the letter combo in Baizen! But I think that sass that makes them unique on their own just dissolves into a muddy pool when combined. Very dissatisfying, not well executed. Where is the balance?
CeCe Rhodes: 10/10 🐚
And I 100% agree. There is something just so good about this? Rlly thinking abt it makes me so excited? It’s refreshing and playful but it’s done in such an elegant manner? I think CeCe alone is like a dream I had on a beautiful sunny beach and then Rhodes after is just so chefs kiss! Chic. Cute. Sexy. Maybe even a little mischievous? The surprising balance of first and last name tickles my fancy very much!
Rufus Humphrey: -♾️/10 💩
What kind of sick joke is this? Rufus is just… nothing. I feel nothing but uncomfy chills. Oh my days I would have never thought, nor wished, that there would be a first name that would equal the amount filth and disgust of Humphrey. There aren’t enough words to express the poisonous loathe I feel towards this monstrous arrangement of letters. I am SICK. I have had ENOUGH.
Let me know what you think! Bye xx
i havent seen it in like two years but i think the mother role Lily takes over for Chuck is pretty refreshing to see amidst the chaos!
im rewatching it for the second time now (at s9/e18) and idk what it is abt the guy? i feel bad and i rlly try to like him but he’s just so .. bland? idk he just irks me for some reason and i wanted to ask on reddit what everyone was thinking!
(note: I am just being silly) in S9/E14 there’s a dutch suspect (Ingrid) and its giving me extreme secondhand embarrassment: first of all the accent is german NOT dutch big difference and second … what is that last name too? Vanderlube? ik jank.
i wanted to ask, if your country has been represented in Bones? what did you think of it?
also! the scene where Dr. Sweets is beating literally everyone in chess??? and then him in the interrogation scene???? what a man oh my days .. 🤭🤭
The episode S9/E5 has an artificial computer called VAL which is used as a profiler like my dear Sweets and it is supposed to replace him. And at the end op the episode intern Oliver is busy talking to the computer because he now finally can have a conversation with someone who is just as intelligent as him.
Sounds like that study that shows that people are currently forming (romantic)relationships with ChatGPT! What do you think?
Are you absolutely kidding me?
During the investigation the team finds thousands of year old bones. Clark is now head anthropologist of the ancient something something so the bones go to him for investigation and Bones is upset over this because she thinks it’s her who should be responsible for these bones. She becomes extremely unlikable the way she treats Clark as someone beneath her instead of her equal.
Just like in the episode with the feet-anthropologist who she also refused to treat as her equal.
I think in the later seasons Bones’ entitled behavior becomes tiring and it feels for me like there is no character growth at all sometimes.
What do you think??