How do I play against Malphite without falling asleep?

Istg playing against malphite feels slower than a fucking roblox tycoon. Is there any tips to help with this matchup when I have to blind pick because the second I have counterpick I’m picking rumble or Gwen 100% malphite players don’t deserve fun.

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u/Quipeddal — 5 days ago
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Is Vladimir gay?

Like why is this mf yapping in my ear asking me to “let it all out.” Like stop giving me a JOI and just 1v9 for me damn. As a straight man, it’s been making me fairly uncomfortable so I just stick to my mains of Taric, Sett, and Pantheon but I really like playing Vladimir man.

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u/Quipeddal — 5 days ago

Dealing with Nasus?

I had the displeasure of having to go against Nasus today. I went conq thinking that was the best rune page for him but maybe storm raiders is better for his criminal ass W. Any time I’d try to poke him out he’d just sustain through passive + fleet + dshield and if I dare step out of line his Rammus would immediately book it to my direction (they were Duo’d). Pls help me not go insane.

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u/Quipeddal — 23 days ago

what do I do against cho?

HoB gives him good early trading power and then the prick is unkillable what do I build and do against it

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u/Quipeddal — 26 days ago

What secondary rune tree is the best?

Assuming we’re going conq, between inspiration and domination which secondary rune tree is better?

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u/Quipeddal — 28 days ago

Lost to a khazix recently and just learned this is apparently Rengar’s easiest matchup apparently

Do I just kill myself now?

u/Quipeddal — 2 months ago