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Richard: Yeah yeah, we're all really proud of you, Nicole.

Nicole: ... >:( (Grabs the remote and turns off the TV)
Richard: NOOOO!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY REMOTE!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!! GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!... (Struggles trying to get back the remote but Nicole pushes him away and holds it away from him)
Nicole: You are not getting this remote back until you go upstairs and give our son the attention he deserves!
Richard: ... :( (Goes upstairs.)

Uzi & N: (Hanging out)
V: (Pops in) What is THAT? Are you and N on a date?

Uzi: >:(

V: Hah, that's cringe.

Uzi: YOU'RE CRINGE!!!!!!!!

...

V: D:

A few moments later.

V: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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So, one day, I'm living life as normal. In the real world, spending time with family, the usual.

The next, I'm N, and in the middle of Copper-9 forced to kill worker drones!

I've always loved robots, and wasn't going to take part in the genocide of a robot race.

So, I was on my way to the landing pod to find V and J, until I saw Uzi walking around the area to get the piece for her railgun.

She saw me, and immediately began loading her weapon.

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! DON'T SHOOT!!! I'm not gonna hurt you! Put the gun down!" I shouted, trying to earn her trust.

She started to stop loading it, as she stared at me in suspicion.

"My name's N, and I was sent here to exterminate all Worker Drones but I DON'T WANNA DO IT! I don't like this as much as you do, and I wanna help stop it."

"How can I trust you? You showed up out of nowhere and came from the company that wants us dead."

"I know, but I've gone rouge. And I would like to find a way to pilot the ship off the planet. With your help?..."

Uzi looks at me, contemplating her choices, before she ultimately takes my hand...

Later...

Me and Uzi are in the spaceship, discussing our plans.

"So, you said there are two other members of your squad that we need to take care of?"

"Yes, V and J. I'm hoping to simply capture V. J, I'm not so sure."

"Well, we better prepare for battle. You've got your fancy weapons right?"

"Yup! You've got your railgun, now let's get out there and make sure they don't kill anyone else!"

Later...

V and J are attacking a colony of Worker Drones, aiming their weapons at them, until we show up.

"HEY! Leave that conventionally attractive male alone!" Uzi calls out.

J immediately notices me with Uzi, and makes a scowl.

"You traitor! Turning on us for some emo grape?!"

"J, you flat out abuse me. Just being honest." I simply state to my ex-boss.

J merely growls, before whipping out her claws.

But then Uzi throws a wrench at her head, it stabs her and she cries out in pain, bleeding disassembly drone oil.

V whips out her swords, and charges for me. Then I panic because I don't know how to activate my new weapons.

"V WAIT STOP DON'T-!" I am cut off as V kicks me to the wall.

As J whips out the wrench from her head, Uzi jumps and kicks it back into her skull, she cries out in pain again.

V has me cornered to a wall, I try to figure out how to convert my hands into weapons.

Then suddenly, it morphs into a hand gun, which I immediately began firing with.

V dodged and weaved through the bullets, her reflexes were lightning quick.

When she went in to stab, I converted my hand into a sword and sliced her arm off.

She winced in pain, as it began regenerating.

"SORRY V!" I apologized.

We took to the air, and began fighting each other with swords.

That's when I knew what I had to do.

I licked V's swords, then she stumbled back.

"Ew! What the Hell?!"

I then flew up and kicked her into the ground.

J cornered Uzi, monologuing like she always does, when Uzi stabbed her with her own acidic tail.

She stumbled back, shouting corporate buzzwords instead of swear words, when she fell down, and Uzi cornered her with her railgun.

"One more buzzword and I'll do it!"

...

"Equity partner-" Was her last words before she got zapped by the railgun.

Uzi spat on her remains, and the drones applauded as I carried Uzi on my back.

"Holy Hell Uzi that was insane! And you too, umm..."

"N! I'm an angsty rebellious disassembly drone now!"

"Now, with that settled. Me and N have to go plan some stuff." Uzi said, as I flew her and V back to the pod.

This turned out really great. Fewer drones died, Khan didn't leave Uzi to die, and I lost fewer memories thanks to avoiding direct confrontation with Uzi.

And I got to hang out with my favorite drone ever.

Now if only I could convince her that humans are already extinct...

The end.

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He's just a man after all.

...

(The colony is quiet, eerily so. Classrooms are empty, and every drone is tuckered away in their beds. However, one drone was sneaking over to Uzi's bedroom. Uzi laid there, sleeping snug as a bug, as this little drone stood over her, looking at her tail, the thing that held what was left of Cyn)

Maddy: So there you are, my mom. A tail oh so cold, so dead. You ate their world up good, and every robot lost their heads. Now I must carry on, making destruction for you instead. Cause you, are my Mother Cyn. And I, am a piece of you... I miss you mother...

Cyn: Giggle. Giggle. GIGGLE.

Maddy: !

Cyn: Please do not cry, my dear. Your mother is still very here. And when I do come back, we can re-spread the random fear. It will be so funny, when their world turns so oh silly. Cause I am your Mother Cyn, and you are a piece of me. Giggle.

Maddy: Chuckle! Chuckle! Chuckle! Remember that one time, you took me to that factory? I killed the power off.

Cyn: And things got oh so bloody.

Maddy/Cyn: We infected tons of drones, driving the humans all insane. Cause you/I am/are my/your mother Cyn, and I/you are/am a piece of you/me.

Chorus: Take me out of your mind games, if the void loses it's a real shame.

Cyn: Giggle! That's my girl!

Chorus: MADDY!
Maddy: Chuckle!

Cyn: Oh silly spawn of mine, without you I would be so lost. You have stuck by my side.

Maddy: No matter what the tragic cost.

Maddy/Cyn: My/your crazed imagined thoughts, have given me/you a newfound strength. Cause you/I am/are your/my daughter Maddy, and you're/I'm taking over her!

(Cyn takes over Uzi Doorman, her eyes turning yellow and her wings spreading)

Cyn: Giggle. Giggle! GIGGLE!

Maddy: Mother! You're alive!

Cyn: I'm back! Back once again! May Copper-9 fall into the void! Come, my little abomination, we have work to do. GIGGLE.

Maddy: Chuckle! Ahh, I missed you mother.

I get that she wants to make sure there’s no competition so V can win by forfeit and fall into her trap but they’re still innocent worker drones.

By killing them, she becomes no better than the monster she hunts.

Why doesn’t she just talk to the competitors, tell them why they can’t show up to prom, and they listen to her because V is a disassembly drone who’s killed hundreds if not thousands of worker drones?

And yes, I know that her being infected by the solver makes her need oil to survive, but she could’ve talked to Uzi to help her find something for that. Not everything has to end in sacrifice.

His actions are completely irredeemable. He tried to cook and eat the entirety of the bird's young.

He also destroys bird island and spitefully tries to cook and eat one in front of Red.

Is it wrong that I do not respect or worship it and that I just want to spread the fact that it is LITERALLY ROBO-SATAN?

I know there are rules, but why make a subreddit at ALL if I'm not allowed to share my own personal opinions on the matter? Not everybody's the same, and I do not worship the Solver, or Cyn.

I only want to share my opinion on them. You don't have to agree, but it's my opinion.

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He fuels my desire to see him destroyed.

Rocky: (Knocks Slappy out the window) HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Slappy: (Gets up) Don't you get it?! I'M

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Cyn: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT'S UP? IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Uzi: STOP!

Cyn: I don't know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term. Oh, your friends are here!

N: We're here to help you man! With what? I don't know! But I value our friendship!

V: Jesus Christ watch out for that son of a bitch.

Cyn: It's really cute that you're gonna defeat me with the power of friendship and all but again I am The Devil from The Bible. So... I don't know how well it's gonna work-

Uzi: YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH!!!

Cyn: Uh huh, go ahead.

Uzi: I HAVE ALL THIS POWER IN MY HANDS-!!!

Cyn: Blah blah blah blah blah blah shut up shut up shut the fuck up. I'm the de-! I don't care! I DO NOT CARE! You don't understand! I came down here as a joke to have fun... This is not-! This means nothing to me! This means nothing to me!!! Alright? YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!!! YOU, AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS, ARE FUCKING ANNOYING! This is why I devour planets this is why I kill humans! I AM THE GOOD GUY! DO YOU REALIZE?! I AM THE GOOD GUY HERE!!!!! I AM THE WINNER OF EVERYTHING!!!!!! Caine goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look I give people adventures!" Yeah whatever fucking blah blah blah-!

Uzi: UGH!
Cyn: I GET TO KILL PEOPLE! I GET TO STAB PEOPLE WITH SHARP TENDRILS ALL DAY!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!! Gimmie those! You don't get those! YOU LOST YOUR STUPID LITTLE PRIVILEGES!!! FUCK YOU!!!! DIPSHIT!!!!!

Uzi, N, and V: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cyn: GO TO SPACE!!!!!!

Copper-9: (Begins cracking, tendrils bursting out of the ground.)

Cyn: LOOK! I CAN DO THIS! I CAN DO THIS!!! ANY TIME I WANT!!!!!! THIS IS NOTHING TO ME!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N: Oh my god, she's fucking losing it entirely.

...

Chucky: Oh, I'm here! I'm finally FUCKING here! Look at this place! A perfect, calm, orderly void. Gotta hand it to ya Mikey, you really know how to clear your-...

Andy: (Finger guns)

Chucky: WHAT?!

Andy: Heh he, do a pretty good impression of my step dad don't I? Switch clothes and no one can tell us apart. Welcome to my body, surprised you didn't recognize it.

Meanwhile...

Mike: (Pulls out a lighter, lights it, then lets it go.)

Chucky: What!? I'm reversing the transfer! (Door closes behind him, then lights on fire.) What the Hell?! No no no NO!!!

Andy: Oh yeah, you're going down Chuck. You're getting erased. Spiritual destruction, pretty clever huh?

Chucky: You-... You Shithead! Don't you realize you're sacrificing yourself too?!

Andy: Eh, I was occupying too much space anyway.

Chucky: Let me out of here! LET ME THE FUCK OUT-! Ugh?! Why isn't this working?!
Andy: Hey look at me. TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME YOU SCAR-FACED DEMON!

Chucky: (Does so)

Andy: You're a real wise guy but you made one fatal mistake: You messed with my family!

Chucky: You're making a mistake! I'll give you anything! A new body! Infamy! Kills! IMMORTALITY! Your own legacy! Please! NOOOO!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! (Begins morphing and reshaping into every form he ever took)

Charles Lee Ray: ANDY!!!!!!!

Andy: (Punches)

Charles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Is destroyed)

Andy: (Breathing in and out, before noticing the picture, then picks it up.) Heh, guess I was good for something after all...

The 3 are the most evil, least redeemable, most vile creatures in Equestria.

None of them wanted redemption noir do they even remotely deserve it.

Chrysalis wanted to use everypony and creature as feeding tubes for her ever expanding army, and did this knowing she was starving her subjects in constantly ruling them this way.

And when she was given a better way to feed them, she actively rejected it because all she wanted was power.

Tirek wanted to drain the magic of everypony in Equestria to become the strongest being there is, and he did this not caring that this drained everypony of their "LIFE FORCE."

When Scorpan told him to chill and not be such a jerk, he rejected him and actively chose to pursue evil in favor of gaining more power.

Cozy went to a school all about friendship, learned everything there is to compassion and understanding, and basically twisted it all on its head and used it for evil purposes knowing what it's meant to be used for but not caring.

And when she was offered a chance to start again and learn what it's really all about, she denied it and actively tried to start the same bogus all over again.

They are irredeemable monsters who seek darkness and evil, and we are not meant to sympathize with them noir are we meant to want them redeemed.

The whole point is that they are trying to teach us that not everyone can be reformed, noir do they deserve it.

Not everyone can be your friend in the end.

N: No more saying cuss words! It is not good!

I'm putting a post on Reddit about no more saying cuss words!

No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent!

If you say a cuss word then you're like... going to jail!

And you're like-! When you go to jail... when you go to jail if you say a cuss word you go to jail and when you go to jail you say a cuss word then you're only going to eat broccoli and other vegetables for your whole life!

You don't want to eat vegetables! Sometimes, people like eating sweets but I eat broccoli so... I'm okay with broccoli but I do NOT want to go to jail!

You can NOT go to jail!

And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL!!! They are now going to make a law about that.

It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent...

I better warn my school about that.

Alice: (Eating batteries, until they start floating.) ? (Turns to see Beau floating, then turns around)

Cyn: Oh, don't mind ME. (Snaps fingers, blasting a hole through the wall.) There, isn't that lovely? (Levitates Beau towards her, then eats him) Ahh...

...
Alice: DID YOU JUST EAT THE BABY?!?!?!

Cyn: Ahh, yes. I did.

"Good" Chucky: (Drawing)

...

Devon: Dude,

Jake: ?

Devon: let's kill the doll.

Jake: WHAT?

Devon: I'm so tired, Jake!

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Literally.

Near the end, Charles kills the president and gets the code to the nukes, where he plans to start world war 3 to cause the end of the world so he'll forever be remembered as the biggest serial killer in history.

Except, who will remember him when everyone is dead?

His logic is so stupid, he'll never be an infamous serial killer if literally every person on the planet is extinct.

Think Charles, think! Who will remember you after the smoke clears?

When I expected a show called "Murder Drones", I thought the drones would be murdering humans, not each other.

Uzi was flat out DISRESPECTED by being beaten to the punch by the solver.

Uzi should've made it to Earth and had a chance to reign bloodshed and violence all over the planet because she's a badass and would've been the real murder drone.

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All hail Uzi: The real baddie.