JURRY AINT DEAD IM LIVING IN A NICE 8x10 FOOT STUDIO APARTMENT JUST OUTSIDEA ENID, OKLAHOMA WHERE THE BEER IS COLD THE WINGS ARE STOPPED AND THE WOMEN KNOW HOW TO LOVE AMERICA EVERYTHING AS GOD INTENDED WHOSE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 — 10 days ago

AITA

ANYONE EVER NOTICE WINGSTOP FLAVOR PROFILES JUST NOTCUTTIN IT ANYMORE DONT GET ME WRONG ILL STILL PUT A FUCKIN HUNDRED PIECE PACK AWAY BUT WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK IM SERIOUS WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT OK EVERYBODY CHILL

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 — 29 days ago

WINNING POEM BY HOWAININ FIREY JERRI

They call me JHERI

You are all WARY

I come at you like the night wrapped in an asshole

Nobody sees me

Hid my truth down on the docks

Some said it was Baltimore

I say more more MORE

Never enough

Time to kill

JERRY JERRY GERRIGERIY\

You think you've seen one

But when I break your little heart forever

You never knew me

Fairy

Kind of rhymes with JERRI

Hawayii, Fiery,

Diary-uh

The Baltimore the merry-uh

Go fuck yourself

Why do my eyes only see pain and

FROTO LAY BRAND CORN CHIPS AND SNACKS

SUCK ON THAT POLLOJOUEVOS

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 — 2 months ago

THATS RIGHT. ITS ME; HOWAIAN FIRE IRIE JERRI. LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS. YOU TRIED TO TAKE ME OUT AND SILENCE ME, You new fucks might not know me, but you've heard the name. You old heads better fall in line because theres gonna be changes a comin around here, and you dont wanna be on the wrong side of me. You think if you don't talk to me I'll go away, but I can't go away cuz I'm not even here. I'm a ghost of a phantom of a shadow in the heart of your children, you lift up this rock and I'll try to shoo him out from under me. Ribbit, ribbit. I was raised in a prison; I don't know any other way. I like it. Crimson's my mother. Come on. How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?! You can't get a stain out! You think I'm the stain?! They they say "HOWAIAN FYRE EYEREE JURRY is a stain" and they try to rub me out and put me in a jail cell only you don't! You just spread me around more. I'm inside your MIND AND YOUR CHILDREN'S MINDS and your mom. I'm staying all out there in the world I'm not just locked up, you're locked up in the prison of my mind. I'm free, I'm fly, I'm floating around and looking around I like it up here you should try some lemon juice to get that stain out.

u/Reasonable-Profile84 — 2 months ago