u/ReforminDesert

Hey yall, I had a strange situation happen while at Jay Peak so I’m wondering if this is a normal occurrence. I’m on vacation from Texas, so Jay Peak is my 1 time to enjoy nature in the snow, but when I got inside the gondola yesterday to go shred some blues it smelled like someone shit in there for some reason? There was some weird chocolate on the seat as well and now they got on my new denim jeans. I asked the lifty where the Ski Patrol was at but he said they were all somehow dealing with something. Jay Peak needs to get their act together or I’m taking my business to Okemo next time!

Hello yall, I’m an archeologist specializing in excavating human remains, and I was enjoying a remarkable dig at Jay Peak when I found an extremely rare and old human skeleton, worth enough to pay for my season pass for next year. I left for a moment to call a museum to sell it to, and when I came back some dickhead was stealing the skull! I chased him, but when I caught up to him he knocked me out with a bottle. Now all the bones I collected in my backpack are also cracked from me falling, so they are worthless, and I’m out of money. If anyone sees an old human skull let me know ASAP!