u/Responsible-Pop-1797

As an introvert, I heavily isolate myself even from the few friends I have. Sasa kuna huyu mmoja huongea through WhatsApp status. He's the type to not say what is bothering him but will post a related post or meme. The typical, "I will not call you or text you, if you don't call me first. I have stopped putting myself in places I'm not appreciated" yada yada. Kinda gen x of him.

It was sorta cute at first but now it's annoying. I texted him 'happy birthday' after accidentally tapping his status and seeing his post, 'thank you to all those that wished me happy birthday 🎂🎈'. I guess birthdays are a big thing for Nairobians 🤷. That was two days ago, text ata haijasomwa but he's still posting stories on IG and statuses on WhatsApp.

Am I being ignored for not wishing him earlier or sending a gift? Like, I am not selfish or anything. I just feel like gifts should mean something. We've barely known each other for a year and I feel like he wasn't supposed to expect a gift from me because we haven't known each other for that long.

My go to move when a 'friendship' gets to this point is to block and delete but I don't want to do that yet. The mind reading bs is what I hate doing and also the ignorance of texts. It's so childish. Anyway, I'll give it a week and then if he doesn't respond, that will be a response.

Especially if they got into BDSM, foot fetish, etc.. all the kinks that make it. Just imagine the money they would make from not only kenyans but wazungus. I should get paid for this idea because I know two X actors that would make bank if they did this. But like they have to keep the attire on or some parts of it. Even the akalas too

I would personally jerk my sh to that every day. Mmh (licks lips)

I forgot how ghetto gridnr is esp in a small fuck ass town. Like tf? 😭 Say you want to top and suddenly you're an ATM. "Sina fare. Utatuma?" "Sina gas. Nijazie and then nitakupea uchoke" "Mimi ukishika ka quarter unaeza fanya kile unataka".

I'm not judging. Get your bag girlie but at least ngoja tumeet. I will not spend money on somebody I do not know and even if I get to know someone that doesn't make me your father just because you call me zdaddy.

I always put my pics on my profile so that if I'm not your type you scroll away on to the next 🥷. Why does somebody text me and tell me I'm not their type?! lmao

I was also severely reminded of my body because I'm not the typical pornstar tall dark and handsome horse dicked lean 🥷 they all fantasize about.

A friend told me one of his friends is dating a singer who 'keeps' him. Two bedroom house, was bought a car and a business was opened up for him. Kudos 🎆 Wow 💣.

They should go try to see if he likes multiple partners and to see if they too can be 'kept'. Don't put that expectation on me. Another one said, "Nioe uskie utamu haujawahi skia" 😭 lmao

There is this silent expectation that a top should bow down to somebody's bomb ass million dollar bussy even though they cannot afford lunch for themselves. I get that there's a certain type of people that like to do that but that ain't me.

And they won't write on the profile that they're looking for money. You look like money? You're a target. No meeting up for vibes or getting to know each other for a while.

However, I will say that I once exchanged a beer bottle for a blowjob. It was the best I ever had. That mans lips and tongue could do wonders. Incredible talent. How was he different? He was a charmer, didn't force issues, had a great laugh, knew how to flirt. I still think about him from time to time.

Not to say that I would make a move or anything but my kitunguu guy is kinda catching my eye.

There's something about a local African masculine man that piques my interest. Most people wouldn't even look at him twice but I try so hard not to bite my lower lip while he's packing my onions. He looks like that ain't the only thing he's packing 🫦. He's such a sub. So shy and kinda nervous mmh(he'd be a great bottom 🫦)

The crush will eventually fade but in the meantime I will be riding this high lol and probably buy a lot of onions 😂

Sometimes I even wonder what my heart wants. When I was in my teens I used to visit my mom's cousin who worked under the scorching Jua Kali sun. I passed by heading to the market. I say, "pass by" when the route added like 10 mins because it was nowhere near the market.

His sweaty muscles, man musk, light skin, manly veiny arms, and great pearly white welcoming smile had very little to do with why I was there 4 times a week 👀 😂.

Him hammering down those hot red jembes that had sat in the coal for hours had me sat, red, ready and hot. He was such a man. He made my days easier but also harder.

Other crushes would be the early roman soldiers during biblical times or the actors that played the role. I guess I have a type haha... Those huge biceps and thighs and the slightly revealing soldier gear, esp the sandals 😩? Hello?! So fuckin hot 🥵?! Plus they rode horses so that's hot too.

I guess that is why I had a thing for telenovelas too 🤔. The typical two dudes fighting over the beautiful girl when they could just kiss and fuck 🙄

Men are so hot...

Yo the way I'm horny every two seconds... Like something def must be in the air. Every time I see my type on the street or in movies or Tik tok or youtube, I get extremely diamond. I am completely amazed at my brain's capacity to look at a face, imagine very detailed bed positions and reactions of the said face.