▲ 46 r/homestuck
Adia Egbert (Mrs Egbert AU)
A young girl stands in her room.
In just a few days, her older brother will celebrate his 13^(th) birthday. A momentous occasion, that is only surpassed by the girl's own 13^(th) birthday that will come afterwards.
She cannot wait!
Now normally it is courtesy to wait until one's 13^(th) birthday to get a name. But as a special treat, let us give her name a few months early.
What will she be called?
> Deadgirl Mcgee
No!
That is just rude and wrong, for one she isn't dead and saying it like it just makes light of life and death.
Frankly she should be more insulted than confused.
Try again.
>Adia Egbert
Your name is Adia Egbert. As stated before, you have an older brother by about a few months that will be experiencing his own birthday soon. You will find out what his name is when that day comes.
You cannot wait!
As for you, let's keep it a secret that you got your name early shall we?
>Examine Room
Your name is ADIA, soon it will be your 13th birthday, and your room is a bit of a mess.
You look around your room, and you almost blush at the messiness of it all. So many of your interests are strewn about on the floor and tables that you have a hard time trying to clean them up even if you tried.
Even if your Mom insists that it can be cleaned up, but you had tried and it all falls down. So why bother with the inevitable.
You see the many Whips that have been bought, as well as the Adventuring Hats that would be donned on famous movie and even real life explorers. Plus all of the ruin hunting gear that you managed to pester your parents to buy for you
You have your computer, as well as a special laptop on the table next to it, grateful to have to managed to swipe it away today.
Hehe.
>Examine Hats
You happily do so, looking at the hats strewn on her bed, with the Indiana Jones bedding, hung on nails that you and your brother had hapzardly added in so that you can add more hats
>Pick up White Hat
You pick one up, and unlike your brother that admired the Tank Tops of his movie stars. The hat of the adventurer calls for you to wear and be an energetic Lass.
Although this is your dad's, one of them at least. It may not be an 'Adventurer Hat' but it's still sharp and stylish.
>Use it as a Latrine
What?!
No!
Absolutely not, why would you think such a thought and especially for something so important to you.
You resist, no matter how… tempting the concavity of the shape is.
>Put on the hat
Now that's how you treat a hat.
With a flourish, the hat is placed on your head and you feel your Adventurous levels increase. You are filled with the spirits of other adventurers that wore hats similar like this one.
>Examine whips
Another aspect of the movies you enjoy with your family are the whips that they would use.
Either for striking or to swing from tree to tree, grabbing ledges in last second escapes from death or to quickly strike the gun out of the opponents hands.
That quick dance between life and death at the literal crack of a whip.
The thought exhilarates you!
>Assign one to your Strife Specibus
Psshh already done.
You had to ask Dad several times to get one to use as your weapon.
And while some were too dangerous for children to use.
He had found one that he felts safe to give you.
Frankly you should have asked your Mom, she was more than happy to buy an actual sword and hammer for your brother when he asked her.
>Check out the special laptop.
Who's this Douchebag?
Just kidding, you know who this is. It's Bing Crosby!
Immortalised as the laptops cover.
The Crosbytop as your father calls it.
You love using this stupid little thing. Even if your own personal computer is faster.
You should probably return this to your Dad when you get the chance. He finds it funny, but sometimes he has important work to do.
Well it was either this, or wait for your Mom to steal it from you and then he can ask nicely.
You guess you don't have to try then, if that seems like the end goal.
Neat!
>Pester your friends and family
You open Pesterchum, excitedly you see if any of your friends or family are awake for you to troll with!
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It is empty
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There is no one there
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Oh well, maybe they're just sleeping. You do tend to wake up early!
>Examine Posters
Look at these sweet posters!
Your main attraction will always be towards Indiana Jones and all sorts of Adventurer Movies, something about searching through the ruins to unearth things that meant to be covered by time fascinates you.
However recently your brother has managed to sway you towards the Sci-Fi genre, especially with Terminator.
But rest assured. While you may ogle the huge musculature of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you will ALWAYS come back to Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones.
>Look at Pictures
Yeah you have some pictures of family here, mostly because it helps fill up the space. Admittedly you're doing a good enough job just tossing your shit everywhere.
Maybe your mom is right, you should clean up.
>Admire picture of the boy
You don't really remember when you took this picture, or how you managed to get him that mad, but it's always funny to annoy him whenever you can.
The look on his face whenever he enters is priceless.
>Admire the Frog Plush
Oh isn't he just the cutest thing ever. You just want to hug it and-
Hey! Who put those glasses on him? Now he looks silly instead of cute. Worse thing is, you can't even pinpoint who did it. Your whole family is like that.
>Look at other picture.
Oh that's your mom and dad.
Honestly the picture would make you think she's the same height, but honestly she's always been taller.
>Contemplate why your mom and look so different
Honestly you never thought about it.
Your mom just looks like she does, and you dad looks like he does.
>Search for your pictures?
Where are your pictures?
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Why is there no pictures of your with your family?
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Why aren't you with your f a m i l y ? ? ?
>Head towards the door.
…
What door?
Your room…
It has no door…
Like it's not supposed to have an exist…
Like this is a
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Dream
>Be Aradia: Wake Up
Augh?!
What the hell was that?
Who the fuck was Adia Egbert?
Was that you?
Fuck, you've been spending too much time with that human and his stupid family.
You need to take some time away from him, or all of this is general.
This is not fine.
You are NOT fine with all of this.
u/Rexis12 — 4 days ago
▲ 55 r/homestuck
John gets Trolled (Mrs Egbert AU)
Sometimes you just end up talking over others, especially when they don't seem to appreciate people trying to do cryptic bullshit. Maybe Aradia should change how she approaches these humans.
Bonus:
Earlier in the Past, but not so Early
u/Rexis12 — 6 days ago
▲ 134 r/homestuck
Behold, slightly less cursed Human Aradia
Changed up some part of the facial features, and it was mostly because of the Trolls having full eye shapes that makes it look or feel weird.
u/Rexis12 — 7 days ago
▲ 135 r/homestuck
A friendly girl has a nice conversation with a fine woman (Mrs Egbert AU)
Decided to add in more weirdness to this timeline. After all she isn't supposed to be here.
Also funny attempts of a Troll just moments later foiled by sheer happenstance.
u/Rexis12 — 8 days ago
▲ 9 r/homestuck
Royal Exiles.
The Begrudging Knave, after a fatal battle in his session he suffered something worse than death. He was saved, by who would later become Club's Deuce. And while the Black King is very much a Ruthless leader and very much cruel when he has to be. He is not without some form of honor, and now he figures that he owes Club Deuce and by extension the Midnight Crew a life debt.
In response, Spade Slicks, Hearts Boxcar, and Diamond Droogs looked at each other and collectively agreed that he was a sucker. And very quickly set him to work at their toady. No matter how much he may try to command them as their former King, all it takes is for Club Deuce to cheerfully, and unmaliciously, remind him that he owes them that he does their work.
On the other side, we have the Wayward Kingp1n. In another timeline, in another world, or another universe, Calliope had been the winner of her battle of dominance and once she went through her own session she decided to pick up what she thought was a useful ally for her gang called the Velvet. The Kingp1n himself had thought that he was doing the 'smart' thing an infiltrating a gang to take out from the inside. Sadly he underestimated the Leprechaun's Space Time ability and now he can't really... leave?
So he's sort of stuck there. Worse is, he's also the subject of a rather harsh joke in which since he is Number 1, he much be taken out first in whatever encounter the Velvets much fight in or else Time and Space warp to their favour. How? Space Shenanigens he supposes. Still he still doing a rather shockingly good job at internal sabotage.
And what's this? Another Exile wearing a dapper hat? Why that's the Worried Querent. Worried in that her husband is gone and now searching where he could have gone off to. Either establishing her own detective agency, where she takes cases that bring her closer to the gang that has her husband hostage, she wants to save him before he gets himself or everyone else killed.
Honestly a Queen's work is never finished.
u/Rexis12 — 10 days ago
▲ 98 r/homestuck
John has the most normal conversation about his mom to date (Mrs Egbert AU)
u/Rexis12 — 14 days ago
John and the Megidos (Mrs Egbert AU)
John after recovering from Damara's usual attitude, talks to her more when he can find the time. For the most part it's just John wanting to talk to someone that looks like his Mom (He hasn't seen her in a Year at best after SBURB)
Ironically enough, he indirectly helps to improve Damara's Japanese. In the Webcomics she speaks in 'Fake troll Japanese' and I head cannon that as her Japanese Deteriorating due to spending time with the chuckle fucks of her friends that either put down her language or just don't even try to learn. Besides Rufioh, but fuck Rufioh lol
Another change is that John doesn't have Vriska as his Patron Troll, John would probably spend more time with Damara as a result and they would wonder the Dream Bubbles until he wakes up or gets stabbed by Meenah.
Speaking of Patron Trolls, due to John having the Fucking HANDMAID as his mom, Aradia is obviously more than a little interested as some parts of her wants to get away from it all and Handmaid technically did so. She absolulely sucked out Vriska from trolling John by playing the 'I wish learn more about my Ancestor' Card and Vriska reluctantly agrees.
5.Another idea that another forum I'm in talked about is Aradia getting attached to the Egbert Family, simply due to her Ancestor and also because John misunderstanding that and thinking that Aradia is related to his Stepmom and thus sees her as an honorary Egbert. Which means, behold Cursed Human Aradia, I call her Aria Egbert lol.
When she God Tiers and they meet again, John is happy to trade his Groucho Glasses to his 'Step Sis' and she is happy to give him one of his Dads hats.
Also Obligatory Dad and the Mrs, ready to fuck up the poor shmuck in front of them.
u/Rexis12 — 19 days ago
Hang on, did we get an update on the Durability Damage?
I feel like they said they would talk about it after the Hive Guard changes, and there hasn't been any talk since.
u/Rexis12 — 23 days ago
▲ 226 r/homestuck
More Mrs Egbert Worldbuilding!
She uses those flip phones that can use the Internet, somehow able to type FASTER than other people with a computer (Hint she's using her majyyks to speed up her typing)
Pesterchum Handle is homewardMeridian, mostly to keep the HM initials. I can see something like ME, to reference Mrs Egbert or even Miss English as a dark joke. But I couldn't think of a good one for ME
Got the keychains at the novelty prank store that the Egberts like to go to, and picked them out because they reminded her of them. Picked a slime that was delibrately blue, to avoid green but also because Blue is John's Color.
Separate handcannon that the Damara's speak Japanese differently. Beforus Damara would use the English to Japanese Google Translate in the comic. The Handmaid/Demoness would use proper sentences, but always keep them curt or in a rough tone. Mrs Egbert, speaks in a calm 'Motherly' tone, even if she's saying something to prank you. John was tricked once, not anymore!
She finds the Crosbytop absolutely hilarious, and takes any chance to use it just to see it's stupid image. And yes, that is Japanese for the equivalent of "Who's this Douchebag?"
Sometimes Dad Egbert brings back work, so he has to do it at home. Very often, Mrs Egbert just sits across from him and watches him work. It's slow, boring, and time seems to slow down because of the monotony. She enjoys it all the same.
Dad Egbery was a bit confused at first, but soon accepts it as something she just does.
Dad, as a serious business man who sees things are serious, decided to speak in Teinego for his method of speech. Very professional, and very polite.
Meanwhile John just picks and chose what words he can remember. He's still learning, but he will mix in like four different variants in a conversation.
u/Rexis12 — 25 days ago
▲ 283 r/althomestuck
John and Jade artwork
Inspired by that Coffin of Andy and Leyley Picture that was everywhere at one point
u/Rexis12 — 29 days ago
▲ 193 r/homestuck
Rose finds out that John has a mom, what a shocking concept. (Mrs Egbert AU)
u/Rexis12 — 1 month ago
▲ 10 r/learntodraw
I heard alot of people practice by trying to break down the body into shapes, so I've been trying that
I feel like I'm not doing it right, but it is kinda neat to try and 3D break down the shapes of each limb. The body is what I have the most issue with since I don't klnow what kind of 'shape' I need to assign to it.
u/Rexis12 — 1 month ago
▲ 116 r/homestuck
A Gentleman Finds an Injured Woman after a Climactic battle
Behold I present you to, the first meeting. Before she was Mrs Egbert.
Rendered (Shittily) by me.
u/Rexis12 — 1 month ago
▲ 248 r/homestuck
Making fanart of my own AU lol
I have decided to keep drawing more, while I am still thinking about this AU.
We haven't even considered how the Trolls would react to seeing an Ancestor out and about.
u/Rexis12 — 1 month ago
▲ 100 r/homestuck
A normal day in the Egbert Household
Tried to fit the absurd humour Homestuck gets.
But yup this is a normal day in the life of John with his new step mom.
u/Rexis12 — 1 month ago