u/Right_Measurement

This was like 8 years ago, but it was fun back then so I decided to post it.

I lived like 2 miles away from my local airport.

So I wouldn’t do any rides during the day.. just like a couple at 5am and a couple super late at night (like 11pm)

Anyways what I would do is sit at my house and open the app during certain hours and wait for the airport to be surging at $16

Once it did this I’d decline rides until I got an airport ride (there were 2 terminals and I’d only accept the delta one).

Then I’d accept the trip and drive to the airport, pick the person up, drop them off and go back home.

On average I would do 4 rides a day and make $200

My acceptance rate for trips was like 1%

I’m pretty sure the algorithm hated me but looked at me as a necessary evil.

I haven’t been to a dentist in 22 years and have no plans for that to change ever.

I’m 40 with no teeth pain or mouth issues

My teeth are whiteish and don’t look gross

And finally my feeling is if it’s not broken don’t fix it

With this all being said, nothing said here is going to sway me to suddenly change my mind about the whole thing, so don’t look to convince me to go see one

I’m just asking if this kind of thing bothers you to hear?

They’re all fully grown in and fit fine with my other teeth. I would never dream of removing them.

How common is this?

So I’m sitting at the bar this afternoon having lunch. And this group of girls was sitting next to me. They were all servers there off their shift drinking and having a good time. And somehow I became part of the group and we were all having a conversation.

Anyways I told the girls I was gonna try a stand up set that night and I think a couple of them said they wanted to come but I was mid sentence and I cut them off to say whatever it was I was talking about.

So they got excited and wanna me to tell them some jokes so I started up and they were laughing and one of the girls cuts me off mid sentence and is like

“What’s your name?” And I’m like “so and so” and she’s like I’m “so and so it’s nice to meet you.”

Mind you we had all already been talking for close to like a half hour so this was an odd time to jump in with an introduction

Anyways we continue drinking and talking and eventually I had to leave

And the same girl who was absolutely beautiful mind you kind of draws me in fist bumps me and tells me it was a pleasure meeting me

So I’m not super good at the reading the tea leaves but I’ve been thinking about the random what’s your name she pulled on the middle of my jokes and I starting to think maybe she liked me

If so she waits tables there so I could easily go back when she’s working and try to ask her out

But I don’t wanna look like an idiot so I figured I should ask oh guys first what you think