
u/Rintohsakabooty

I have a theory that why pandora never tried to get near Subaru is simply she used her rewinding ability to erase this timeline where she spent more time with him and got humbled by his sewing skills.
Looks like they're here for me 😲
Last drawing is cake day for me 😊
When you ask people about how did the nanaya clan died and they would answer your question and says like they were killed by a strong wind according to the news they watched
Yeah, Probably the wind
I have a conspiracy theory about urban legends of limbo
There's a small faction and sagume is among them who is secretly taking orders from tsukuyomi while he lurks in the outside world observing sumireko doing stunt to destroy hakurei barrier under sagume supervision. Watatsuki sisters and Eirin don't know this about tsukuyomi manifest outside but could not enter gensokyo because of the barrier. He's doing his own thing here and he might have to do with touhou 20 events letting Eirin do stress test lunar defences
"Hey meili, can you stop forcing kryx to make rem slander about her killing innocent teenage boy?"
"Gap sage! Your punishment is to do pushups infinite times"
What if Typhon judges witch cult users based on how much you beat your meat
Losing my insanaeity
Whenever I played normal and hard mode, this fucking Makaian vampire always screwing me up.
Slandering characters like mima Marisa and remilia because it's made with love even tho they're not on my top rated touhou characters. Elis on the other hand.. this game taught me to hate someone that is right In front of me is Elis herself. She's on my only hate list (she's the only one there)
Sunny milk sings a song for our beloved akyuu
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, writer of the lies, Soon the Human Village will see through your guise.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, take a chilly bath, Yukari is laughing at your mortal path!
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, you biased little scribe, Keine’s gonna leave you and your fearful tribe.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, your lifespan is so small, Had you stayed a normal human, you’d outlive them all!
No more tea and dango from Kosuzu’s little shop! Your fake history books are running out of crop!
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, you are mad at us, Because a powerful youkai won't bow to your fuss.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, why do you need food? How many more short lives do you think are good?
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, you will lose your pride, When the Hakurei Shrine takes the youkai's side.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, something's wrong with your head, You think you are a big shot, but you’ll soon be dead!
No more tea and dango from Kosuzu’s little shop! Your fake history books are running out of crop!
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, you have a massive flaw, You picked the weakest humans to write down in your law.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, what will you do now? The Kappas and the Tengu won't ever make a bow.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, the Yama called your name, But you wanted to be famous for your history game.
Oj Akyuu, Akyuu, maybe you didn’t know, You flew high in your mansion, but you fell so low!
No more tea and dango from Kosuzu’s little shop!Your fake history books are running out of crop!
Re zero fans reading pre-LN era web novel chapters about Subaru's behaviour on Priscilla, Emilia and Beatrice.
They would wonder why Tappei is friends MT author. Gladly Tappei didn't include them in LN canon otherwise:troll:
Remilia drink flowers since she's a fruit bat like vampire
Grandma Tewi being racist again
Whenever at the dinner table or in public, she just takes her chance to smear Champaign against lunarian refugees like Kaguya Eirin Reisen Seiran and Ringo.
They did nothing wrong here and Tewi should be cooked into rabbit stew