u/RobRobertsonGlazer

If you don't like either you can choose to stay chained up in Caitlyn's cellar

"Why did I have to be stuck in the skull of a merc?"

WHY WASN'T IT ME

I personally think if anyone could do it, it would be Blonde Blazer. She's the perfect hero archetype, completely fearless, and always does the right thing no matter what.

i have a feeling this might get taken down but if the mods decide not to i love you

Edit: Guys I'm crying uncle, Prism as a bottom was a bad choice I admit it, please don't flame me

Basically Vander topped twink Silco back in the day, Vi and Caitlyn wrestle for top every night, Cassandra pegged Tobias, Jayce will do anything but topped Viktor because Viktor really wanted to be demolished

Those pieces of shit Marcus, Singed, and Salo can watch in the corner. H*imerdinger doesn't even get to be in the room.

Also I didn't feel like ranking every character so I only ranked the ones I gaf about, please don't come at me if I didn't rank yours.

Have a seat

(kind of a rant)

I've seen that take quite a few times, and it's just not true. Both Blonde Blazer and Invisigal definitely have crushes on Robert during the story, BUT:

1: Robert ISN'T AN AVERAGE MAN!

The only thing Robert is "average" in is height. Aside from that, he's objectively very attractive face-wise (please kiss me Robbie). Also, the average man tends to be pretty fat with little muscle mass. Robert is skinny, but he's 100% muscular and lean.

2: He's literally a fucking superhero

Another thing people seem to forget is that Robert Robertson is MECHA MAN, and both Blonde Blazer and Invisigal know that pretty much as soon as they meet him. Mecha Man in the Dispatch universe is one of the most respected heroes in the world. He may not have powers, but he still is an incredible fighter outside of the suit (we see this in the opening scene when he takes down the group of armed Red Ring thugs + in the Sardine bar fight scene).

3: His "averageness" is an illusion

If you chose to reveal Robert's identity to the Z-Team in episode 5, everyone is immediately impressed by the realization that he is Mecha Man, since the Z-Team was expecting him to be an "average" superhero. Prism even says (something like) "That's, like, a real superhero!". Everybody realizes that Robert isn't the average dude they thought he was. He was that guy.

Also Invisigal's scar fetish definitely gave him points with her

(end of rant)

please don't judge me

Ignore Caitlyn, my eyes are on that big hunk of man meat taking up 80% of the picture

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If anyone has any ideas for a Dispatch fanfiction that they're willing to give, please share them with me! You can fill out this form completely anonymously if you please (I set it so it won't collect email addresses at all), but if you want me to respond to you, you can include your Reddit username. I'm kinda awkward so I can't guarantee I'll reply lol, but I read and appreciate all suggestions.

GUIDELINES:
- I will write smut, whether it be straight, yaoi, or yuri
- I will write character backstories, post-canon, pretty much anything if I find it's interesting enough
- I will write both one-shot and multi-chapter fics, the exact length depending on how much detail is necessary to give the idea justice
- I will NOT write any darkships (such as incest, age-gap, etc.) or any hard fetish content.
- I will also NOT write any OC's (I don't have anything against OCs, I just wouldn't know what to do with them if they're not mine)

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