Peak game design

You cannot make a single mistake. There is no move you can make without making a foul. How the fuck did people ever do this?

u/Roku-Hanmar — 1 month ago

How it feels to browse this sub

Yeah, I get it, you're all pervs. Can you go do it somewhere else?

u/Roku-Hanmar — 1 month ago

TIFU By Letting My Players Buy Magic Items

I'm running CoS with some changes, but overall, it's not too different from the module. Anyways, one of my players was bugging me for a level up or a magic item. I said no to the level up because they quite literally had just leveled up. I refused the magic item as well, but because my weak moral fibre has left me constipated I eventually folded. I let her and (out of fairness) the rest of the party have any magic item they wanted so long as it was not an artifact or unique item. I also outright banned the items you can already get in the module (i.e. the sunsword). The catch with this was, in order to get the magic item, the player had to pay me depending on what level of power/rarity it had or have sex with me.

(All in USD, btw)

Common items were $1000 or a handjob

Uncommon were $1500 or a blowjob

Rare were $2500 or a footjob

Very Rare were $5000 or missionary

Legendary were $10,000 or anal

My players are level 2 right now and I'm afraid that by doing this, I've effectively ruined the campaign by taking out all of the tension. I'm considering backtracking on this, but one of my players already had long and sloppy sex with me and I don't know what to do.

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u/Roku-Hanmar — 1 month ago

Until the last flame dies and all words have been spoken

It's been a long time since I last played Destiny, and it's been a while since I was a member of DTG. But this game has held a special place in my heart for nearly a decade. Even with the mistakes made in recent years, I'm sorry to see it all gone. Goodbye, Destiny 2

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u/Roku-Hanmar — 2 months ago