u/RudeButterscotch3643

How about Bloody Medium?

It's a dreary tale of cosmic hunger, universal vore in which the skinny-fat kid joins a gang of fat women on a quest to win every eating competition in the world.

It starts harmless enough with the gang celebrating each win by ravaging nearby buffets and roadside diners, but after Judge Hollandaise (7 ft albino Male To Fester beast) makes his infamous speech about cosmic vore, the gang starts to eat men.

In the end, Judge Hollandaise eats everyone in the gang except the not-so-skinny-fat kid. Judge gives the kid an ultimatum - to transition or to be eaten. Kid refuses to wear a wig and a dress and is eaten by the Judge.

Final scene. Judge is driving around Disney land giggling to himself.

Someone call Fincher, tell him I'm ready when he is.

I don't know how familiar you folks are with the YouTube channel Jubilee, but I just discovered earlier today a video they released a few months ago where (in)famous trainer Jillian Michaels had a "debate" with a bunch of "body positivity activists", who I'm sure were just influencers that are not experts in anything, saying ridiculous and outrageous things designed to make Jillian look more credible regardless of whatever nonsense she says.

This is pretty much Jubilee's m.o. so I wasn't surprised. They always pit controversial figures against each other to stir up drama and cause rifts. My issue was that the video amassed over 7 million views, which is the most views the channel has had in over a year. Why did so many people watch this video? Are there really that many people that want to waste their time watching a has-been "celebrity" dunk on a bunch of children?

I really try to make myself believe that most people don't care about us and aren't thinking about us. But then I see numbers like this and I can't help but wonder how many people I pass by every day that secretly and silently judge us and look at us with disgust when we're just trying to live our lives and get by like everyone else. It makes me just want to give up.

Also, I did not watch the video. Didn't want to give it a view.

Every week (on Friday night) two cohosts bring two fat pieces of shit each and debate which one is the worst. Audience votes. In the end we will find out who's the fattest piece of shit in the universe.

Someone please just run with it.

Obviosly it's

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Guys asking other guys about their dogs

We should organize The Roast Of Vito, invite all the Vito’s friend and let the fans write jokes for it. Biggest Problem will be on Netflix in no time.

Vito, wtf are you doing? 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

Obviously, it should be a Vampire Survivors like mobile game called Redeemed.

Get on it, Vito, Superkiller can wait.