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Favorite movie that dares to ask “what if the Handmaid’s Tale were a romcom?”
Now that training camp has started, give me your five spiciest predictions/takes for the 2026-27 season.
Here are mine:
49ers are the season from hell team…again
Lamar’s legs are gone. He’s done being a top seven-or-eight QB, let alone a perennial MVP candidate.
Chiefs will go 8-9, miss playoffs for the second straight season
The Patriots will win the AFC East
Nick Sirianni will be canned by Halloween, and Hurts will be benched by Thanksgiving
Just found out my dad cheated on my profoundly evil stepmother with her younger brother. Dudes rock.
AMA
Move over, Mina Kimes. There’s a new DWI hire in town
For what is great art if not an effort to transform our human suffering into something timeless and sublime?
Benchmark: Opus 5 beats out 4.8, Fable, and GPT 5.6 Sol as BEST WRITING MODEL
But the REALY interesting part is its now the 2nd best model for Eroticism! Whoda thunk?!?!?
Details and methodology here: https://novelmint.ai/benchmarks
Fuck man, Indian Odysseus would’ve been an all-time bit
The most apt American analogue for Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo is David Foster Wallace and Bret Easton Ellis
(Wokely) “The biggest problem facing America today is gay people”
What are your five favorite opening scenes of the 21st century?
Put forth a similar prompt about endings a few months ago, and received a ton of fantastic responses from this community (love you guys). So without further ado, here are my choices…
Drive My Car
Miami Vice
Manchester by the Sea
The Master
The Secret Agent
TFW: your wife realizes why you demanded the bull be uncircumcised
Did you know that if you change the “Sp” in SpaceX to a G its name becomes a homophone for “Gay Sex?”
👁️
Kyle Shanahan if he were a country
Extremely impressive for Portugal to be tied with Spain despite playing without a striker
I’m not sure they can make it to extra time with this handicap but I wouldn’t put it past them, either
Cristiano Ronaldo if the offsides rule didn’t exist
When the owner of an Italian restaurant is this racist you know the food is gonna be incredible
Adam’s tenure at the Ringer is off to a rocky start
This joke got taken down on r/billsimmons. But our mods are cooler, and more chill, and frankly better people