Suspended for "inauthentic behavior". Can I phrase my appeal to trick the AI?

this past weekend I got a weird error and tried to post something twice because it said it didn't go through the first time. now I am banned for "inauthentic behavior". it's not like I spam, I just like and retweet funny posts. I'm assuming their review system is AI, is there anything I can say in my appeal that would make the AI approve it?

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u/SashaBraus — 6 hours ago

(Massachusetts) Can I donate tomorrow if I was stung by a jellyfish this afternoon?

Hello everyone,

I scheduled a blood donation appointment fortomorrow, but today while swimming at the beach I was stung by a jellyfish. I was able to walk it off, and it doesn't hurt anymore, but I have a rash on my forearm where the sting site was. Am I okay to donate blood tomorrow? Or should I reschedule?

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u/SashaBraus — 5 days ago

Plush identification help

Hello all, my friend found this long-legged Shadow at a thrift store. No paper tag, but his sewn-in tag says he's from Kellytoy from 2009. Any more info on this guy? Regardless I'm happy to have him join my collection.

u/SashaBraus — 13 days ago

Drain clogged and regurgitating, want to fix myself, Drano, 20 inch snake, and boiling water didn't fix it

About a week ago I hand washed a jacket in my shower using detergent and hot water. Not too long after that I noticed my shower wasn't draining very well, and it has only gotten worse. I am unsure if this is the cause, but I thought I would include. The drain takes a very long time to clear, and sometimes regurgitates like in the picture I have attached.
I have used Drano, a 20 inch snake, and boiling water to try to clear it, but none of these methods have worked. I don't think it would be a hair clog because this is a relatively new apartment. Any advice on what else I could try?

u/SashaBraus — 19 days ago

[Funny Trope] Despite the silliness of being the only live-action person surrounded by animated characters, the actor plays the role with the utmost seriousness

Michael Caine in A Muppet Christmas Carol-Caine treats his muppet co-stars as fellow humans, portraying Ebenezer Scrooge as a particularly uptight and bitter man. Due to the contrast between him and the whimsical, silly Muppets, the coldness in his character is particularly felt and makes for a fun dynamic between him and the rest of the cast.

Creed Britton in Smiling Friends-Creed plays Father Frog, the parent to the sociopathic Mr. Frog. When Mr. Frog pays him a visit, Creed opens the door not as a cartoon frog, but as himself covered in green paint. The reunion quickly turns bitter as Father Frog berates his son for walking out on the family and refusing to return home until he needed something. Creed's performance is borderline heartbreaking, as if he's talking to his own estranged son instead of a cartoon frog who loves to eat people and break everything in his path. However one can't help but laugh at how ridiculous the whole scene looks.

u/SashaBraus — 28 days ago

Hate these new YouTube ads that split the screen in half

Muscle memory makes me go to the bottom right corner to click "skip ad", and I am met with the link to the advertiser. Absolutely infuriating.

u/SashaBraus — 2 months ago