u/Sauterneandbleu

Bring flowers, remember important dates, keep up your personal hygiene, be a snappy dresser, be liberal with the compliments, know what she really means when she says "I'm fine," always notice her new haircut, and when she asks if she looks okay, you say, "You look fantastic!"

But the way to a man's heart is, show up unexpectedly, naked under a trenchcoat, and bring beer.

Dungggggg

They both work four to midnight at the local factory which is located directly across from a huge, haunted cemetery. Their house is located directly across from the other side of that huge, haunted cemetery. And at midnight they're afraid to go through the cemetery to get home so they always have to go the long way on foot and that adds an hour.

One day the guy with the hump on his back decides he's had enough, and he tells his roommate, "I don't care if it's haunted, I'm going straight home through the cemetery tonight." They argue a bit and they part ways.

Well the guy with the hump back starts walking through the cemetery and right in the middle, a great big ghost jumps out at him and bellows, "BOOOOOOOOOOOU, I AM THE GHOST OF THE CEMETERY! WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT FOR ME!?"

He says, "It's just a hump!"

The ghost says, "GIVE IT TO ME!" And snatches it away. And for the first time in his life, he has a straight back. Joyfully he walks home and when his roommate arrives home with his club foot, he explains what happened.

"You should try it," he tells his roommate, "maybe the ghost will steal your club foot."

So the club foot guy goes into the cemetery. As expected, the same ghost jumps up and says, "BOOOOOOOOOOOU, I AM THE GHOST OF THE CEMETERY! WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT FOR ME!?"

"It's just a club foot!"

And the ghost says, "A clubfoot, huh? Hmmm....

>!Have a hump to go with it!"!<

He's only a head. They called him Steven. Steven was a happy child and he lived as normal life as you could under those circumstances. Finally when he reached 21 his dad said, "Come on son we're going to have a drink to celebrate your birthday"

He put the head on the counter and he ordered two pints of Guinness. He said cheers and he poured a sip into his son's mouth. To everyone's surprise, a neck and shoulders popped out like balloons. With tears of joy, the dad gave him another sip, and Pop! Two arms came out of the shoulders! The dad gave him a third sip, and pop! He grew a torso! And he gave him a fourth sip and pop! He grew legs! They had to get out of there to get him some clothes because he never had any before. His dad helped him to the door because He was unsteady on his feet because they were new and because of the drink.

He stumbled into the street and got hit by a car, instantly killing him.

The bartender said, "Poor guy. He should have quit while he was a head"

They pull themselves ashore on an island and eventually meet up, happy that they're not alone finally. After a few months of not seen any airplanes or ships, they realize they made it for the long haul. One thing leads to another, and they fall in love and start having mad, passionate, loving sex with each other.

After a few months, Jim gets a little down-hearted and Margo notices. She says, "What's wrong Jim?" He says, "Nothing," But continues to mope around for a few days. She says, "Well if you can't tell me what's wrong, can you tell me anything that I might be able to do to help you?" He sits there sad for a moment then he says, "Would you be able to take my hat and shirt and walk round do the other side of the island? And I know you're an actress, so I need you to follow my lead and don't break character no matter what okay?" Puzzled, she agrees. She puts on his shirt and his hat and turns her back on him. He starts walking in the other direction.

An hour later, they meet on the other side of the island. Jim is noticeably more cheery. "Pete! My old friend Pete!" He exclaims, giving Margo a really a strong handshake-hug. They exchange pleasantries and talk about sports. In a moment of inspiration, Margo, still in character, says,"So Jim... What's new?" Without breaking stride, Jim says, "Pete you're never going to believe this, but I'm fucking Margot Robbie!"

Have we had these episodes, And if not, how about it?
-Morty and Beth
-Summer and Jerry

Here are a few proposals:
-Anyone and Gene
-Anyone and Principal Vagina
-The Return of Scary Terry with anybody
-a Noobnoob episode

Thoughts?

Coming up to a long red light that you need to get through, making a right turn, then a U-turn, then proceeding straight.