▲ 152 r/MST3K

Stay Mellow, Stay Cool

Bob Denby is elusive, and a saboteur, but he knows when to get out the heat.

u/ServoAcademy — 2 days ago
▲ 127 r/OTMemes

What I say when I see a stack of books that need to be reshelved, but they're all the same author.

u/ServoAcademy — 7 days ago
▲ 35 r/MST3K

You know, Sergeant Ward's not bad. A little funny, but...not bad. He's no Gallagher or anything.

u/ServoAcademy — 7 days ago

Disneyland next-year availability

I read somewhere that they usually open the calendar in August. Is that accurate? I'd like to go next February (March was a mistake).

Thanks.

u/ServoAcademy — 8 days ago
▲ 14 r/MST3K

The solstice is coming soon, and with it the diminishing of the sun

u/ServoAcademy — 1 month ago
▲ 91 r/MST3K

You danced for the icky elf, you can dance for ME!

She doesn't even cough but she's immediately high. That must be some good shit!

u/ServoAcademy — 1 month ago
▲ 131 r/MST3K

If you'd just let Erica Page run her bar a lot of people would still be alive. That's all I'm saying.

You and Scott had to be prudes, and where did that get you?

u/ServoAcademy — 1 month ago
▲ 77 r/MST3K

Tony Stark was able to forge a Sampo in a cave with a box of scraps!

Hi, this joke's been in my head since the morning of May 3, 2008.

u/ServoAcademy — 2 months ago
▲ 50 r/MST3K

Just excited about going to America

I didn't know what sub this was from for a second and thought "Oh, the air down by the river isn't good for you."

u/ServoAcademy — 2 months ago