Sir, Just Because You Have Seen Me Walking Into Town, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT A LIFT INTO WORK!

You look about my age and, whilst I'm sure that you're trying to be nice, calling out twice to me on the same stretch of road (I hadn't realised you were calling out to me the first time), this, you know, came off as MONUMENTALLY creepy -!

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u/SesskaNoMore — 7 days ago

No Ma'am, I'm Not Going To 'Hurry Up' Someone In The Disabled Toilets For You...

Yes, I know you're waiting, but having a member of staff hurry another customer out of the toilets because we apparently have The Queen here would be considered incredibly creepy -!

Oh, you're asking another member of staff to hurry them up for you?. Yeah, that sounds about right.

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u/SesskaNoMore — 18 days ago

Sir, I Am a Human Being, Not A Dog...

If you want me to help you with something, then please do just ASK? If you whistle at me to get my attention, all that is going to happen is that I'm going to think that you a c**t...

I've had enough of this, I really have.

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u/SesskaNoMore — 1 month ago

Student ISO 32Gs (UK)

Hi there,

I (23F) am in need of some 32G bras, as the few I have after my latest growth spurt are on their last lags.

Thank you so much in advance!

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u/SesskaNoMore — 2 months ago

Student ISO Of 32Gs (UK)

Hi there,

I (23F) am in need of some 32G bras, as the few I have after my latest growth spurt are on their last lags.

Thank you so much in advance!

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u/SesskaNoMore — 2 months ago

"I HATE USING THIS STUPID (Self-Scan) MACHINES, YOU NEVER GET THIS GRIEF IN LIDL -!!"

Ma'am, I am *trying* to help you, I really am, but with all the goodwill I have is ebbing away each time you screech at me because the self-scan you're using needs "help".

(Mutter mutter LIDL, mutter mutter grief)

I help her as sweetly and politely as I can, and she's still complaining about LIDL & how their machines never give her problems (smile and nod, smile and nod, DILLIGAF?)
"You CLEARLY don't get what I'm saying!!!"
I do, ma'am, I really do, I'm just... Wondering, if you love another chain so much, why you are here.

It's a busy Tuesday afternoon & we're understaffed again, so I'm flicking between helping her and others for a few more minutes, & she's "threatening" to leave her shopping behind because the machine isn't accepting her phone payment (mutter mutter, LIDL NEVER GIVES HER THIS GRIEF!!)

Ma'am, I really do not mean this with any disrespect... But -
If you do not know how to use 'tap to pay' on your phone (or at least try to figure it out without screeching at the member of staff trying to help you), it really shouldn't be using it.

The issue?
A- She hasn't gone into the payment menu yet.
B? - She's tapping her phone on the pin guard, and not the top of the machine (with the contactless 'logo' is).
"IT DOESN'T SAY THAT!!! WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?!?!?!"

Jesus f--king Christ, I have had enough of this, I really have...
She (finally) pays properly & I pass her the receipt (because, at this point, I honestly question if she's intelligent enough to see it by her knees) and, smiling as sweetly & politely as I can, leave to help other people (because, you know, it's busy!).

According to my friend, who was in there with me, she apparently was 'giving me the evils' for a few moments afterwards. Oi vey.

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u/SesskaNoMore — 2 months ago