Grandpa’s beloved Fish Assholes: STORY!
My grandpa was on a road trip through Louisiana back in the 80s and found this can of fish assholes at some store. He thought it was the funniest shit and kept it on his desk and in his office for the rest of his life!
When I was like 8 he said if he ever got sick and it wasn’t looking good, I was to bring the can to him so we could see what was really inside 🤣
At that point, when the can was shaken, it was audibly solidified and congealed into one big lump of assholes.
When he died last year, I wanted to tell the story at his funeral! When I grabbed the can from the top shelf, the bottom had completely rusted, and it dusted ASSHOLE POWDER all over my shirt.
Pa always loved a good prank and he got one more from beyond the grave!
Now, it sits on my desk as it did with Pa.