

Guys
Do you also find rotten fish heads in trash cans and eat them while drinking the milk that was expired 10 years ago,so you can imagine that the pain in your anus from shitting is actually from echidna's gigantic futa horsecock,and your bloated belly is because you got pregnant by her?I'm not the only one who does that,right?
How tf was phonewave even created?like,did okabe just decide "yeah,I'm gonna mix phone and microwave just bcs"or what?
RFI is just pain,misery,despair and sadness from start to finish
Jacopo deciding to send a literal fucking BEAST to capture the target that should be captured as safely as possible:
This half devil attacked a women respecting gentleman and a single mother(who she killed multiple times)
Bordeaux was right
Roswaal be cosplaying as echidna's abusive dad 24/7 and still cry about her not being into him
How do powers in fatamoru work?
How the fuck does everything in the novel happens?
Morgana can create places that exist above time and space,Michel can literally resurrect himself,Giselle is immortal,and that's without mentioning the reincarnation stuff.I have played base game a long time ago,and I still haven't finished RFI sub episodes or reincarnation or Erasmus yet,but iirc that stuff never gets addressed in the novel.
It's insane how 99% of plot in rezero are just echidna's doings
Off topic but luffy is a fucking bum
Let's count all the terrible things that the lord of miscommunication and childhood trauma from trenches and povetry has done throughout door 3 and requiem
Okay,so I'm not gonna include shit like the revolt or revolution because those were very valid things that he has done,and thermostat is mostly about his mistakes.
...Oh boy,where do I even start.
1)treason and deceiving.
He unlawfully acquired the barnier crest ring,lied about it to everyone,and illegally usurped the throne.Mind you,this is a 9th century France we're talking about,this would be considered worse than a genocide.
2)fraud and corruption.
He used the public persona of a saintess to sell poisonous fluid mixed with red wine to thousands of people,which led to their death.He was also conspiring with yukimasa(who is a mass murderer) to make a scamming scheme when he woukd sell literal poison to people without them knowing.
3)duty neglecting.
He neglected his duties after odilon's death,drinking alcohol and putting all the work on his assistants.
4)torturing and illegal imprisonment.
He sent out an order to hunt down and kidnap a minor,cut off her hand,locked her up and physi ally abused her for her elixir.
5)mass murder.
He poisoned and murdered almost everyone in the city .
And that's ONLY REQUIEM.
In door 3:
1)illegal crime activity
He is a mafia leader,which obviously means that he killed and corrupted.
2)home abuse.
This man literally grabbed hus wife by her hair an shouted at her at the top of his lungs.
I'm sure there is much more,though i still didn't finish sub episode sor reincarnation,so maybe this list will have new additions.
FINALLY THAT WORTHLESS BUM IS DEAD
FOR MORGANA FOR CEREN FOR GRATIEN FOR MARIA FOR MELL FOR NELLIE FOR POWLINE FOR YUKIMASA(not like he didn't deserve it tbh) FOR EVERYONE YOU KILLED YOU SICK FUCK
I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU JACOPO YOU DUMB WORTHLESS BUM
If eridna got echidna's pragmatic pussy coproskank side,does that mean puck got echidna's deadbeat cuck side?
FINALLY
FINALLY A WORTHY POCKET PUSSY,I ALREADY CAN IMAGINE ME RUBBINGNG MY COCK ON THIS FIGURINE AND HAVE THE BIGGWST,MOST MIND BLOWING AND MILKING ORGASM OF MY LIFE
I am a straight man btw