u/SlumbernanaGlazer

WOAAHHHHHHHHH KEEP ON MOVING MOVING WOAHHHHHHHH

We all know it's gonna do that thing that it automatically ends the battle at 10%/1% anyway

... What? What're you looking in the bio for?

What do you want me to say?? IT'S BULLSHIT 💔💔

IMAGINE BEING SO GOOD AT E2 THEY GOTTA NERF YOU THIS BAD TO PUSH THEIR ELATION BATTLESHIP?? WELL WE WILL JUST WAIT UNTIL THE DIVINE KEY LEAKS

IT WILL HAPPEN

I WON'T PULL ELATION

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

"I'm not reading all that" oh yes you ARE bestie

Everyone is talking about how awful this design is THANK GOD but no one is actually expressing the things that bother me, so, my official giving up on Planarcadia shall be slandering it's Aeon. Ironic and more elating than this whole planet

First of all is the Queen of Hearts Motif that has already been used by Sparxie and done BETTER because it actually fits her almost tyrannical nature (Looking at you, Fate Event.) which we saw in 4.0, she literally makes herself the Queen.

Aha always had a theme of NO theme. Look at their original design and cry over how beautifully chaotic it is. Was red a big part of it? Yes, but look at the detailing. Owlbert with lady dancer legs, Literal "eye candy" and all the randoms and colors someone can ask for. A wallet that's LITERALLY money hungry. Jack in the box THAT'S A DEPRESSED MOON. A RACCOON WITH AN OWL FACE BALANCING ON A CIRCUS BALL.

DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH THE CREATIVITY JUST DEGRADED.

Even World's Tavern doesn't have a specific "themeing" from the toilet world or the hospital that's actually a theatre, it's all randomness, Aha has always been Chaos.

HERE?? FUCK ALLLLL OF THAT. You don't GET interesting color contrasts. You don't GET small little clever jokes like LITERAL eye candy. You're going to TAKE that shoulder-less basic dress and you will THANK THEM FOR IT.

It's so. FUCKING. Generic. Silverwolf999 gives off more Aeon of Elation than her in the ultimate stage, with the randomness and swords.

Here it's just— Ooohhhh queen of hearts! Look at her frills! Look at the crown and the empress motif! Aha isn't about random fun and everyone having a unique Elation anymore, it's all POKER. ALICE IN WONDERLAND EXCEPT I'M ALICE AND I WANT OUTTTTTT

Nihilux's NPC design was better. Her overly simple design in Silver wolf's dozen trailers is better. THE AHA ICON FROM THE DU IS BETTER.

It's lazy. It's uninspired. It makes Firefly's skin and Cyrene's Elysia likeness look original and daring.

I hate Planarcadia with a passion. All of it has been consistent anime references instead of story, MC service and laziness. Just. Laziness.

Take me to Washtopia. 💔

AND WHAT'S WORSE. I COULD FORGIVE ALL THAT. ALL OF IT. IF HER HAIR. WASN'T. SO. BORING.

THAT'S THE WORST OF IT. They don't do any unique styling or updo hair that would be expected of a queen, NOPE. JUST SOME RED STREAKS TOSSED INTO THAT BORING WHITE BASIC LOOK.

"NO! I DON'T WANT KAFKA TO STAR IN FORTNITE! I WANT HER TO LOVE ME FOREVER! 🥺"

Also the LC is Yao Guang's Incase anyone's wondering 😭😭

Her official template is out and I still am not sure how to build her besides HP focus and Deliverer + Ampho sets 💔💔

Should I use a Crit Dmg body on her or an HP one? An ATK one? Also, is the HP focus a must or if I need to focus on ATK can I sacrifice some of the HP stats to get her buff?

I'm sorry for sullying your subreddit with my inferior Robin understanding 🥀🥀

Not even mentioning that it's obvious we're going to pick to protect it like 😭😭

I would involve MBlade but Sapone hit me in my tender little heart slightly more, That's actually also what sold me on Ashveil— when he just took our word for it and helped us with an alibi when we choose to hold Sapone's hand

Yes I said WE. WE all choosing to hold her hand 🫵

I already loved his playstyle from bits and pieces that I saw on YouTube/Played through the SU via trial character— but omg I'm still not over how fun he is??? And at E0 with an event Lightcone, too

He doesn't even need to use his skill to get the double e YOU CAN JUST BASIC ON AN ENEMY THAT HAS THE GREEN MARK AND IT STILL COUNTS

AND HIS 140 CRIT DAMAGE PASSIVE WHEN HE'S THE ONLY ERUDITION ARHHH I EAT IT UP LIKE LITTLE ICA

Like yes Demised Scholar you're the only real genius here no one else 🙏

I did not have any real Erudition "main" (I do have Rappa but let's not open that door... 🥹) BUT NOW I THINK I'M COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO CALL HIM THAT

And nearly every support I throw at him WORKS he's so FLEXIBLEEE

Also his shy expression is so cute 😭😭 that little blush

Funniest thing is that if they went into the comments they would've seen I specifically said I don't mind and just find it funny that HimekoNova flops so hard and they're shooting out merch for him 😭😭

Like no one ever denied it

THE MADMAN IS MINEEEEEEEE

My theory is that Asat Pramad, the Goat, favoured the child that understands his taste in fashion (Purple and Yellow) and wanted everyone to see how superior he is in comparison to his other child

The man was ready to sacrifice himself and his future plotlines to the power of friendship and made us unlock the power of "death is a fakeout revive Himeko", just so that everyone sees how superior Phainon's writing and patch is, in return

Phainon is Asat's favourite. Yao Guang failed and before she did her little magical trick, he already shifted the possibility to this one.

In all seriousness — Wow, is it fun to watch everyone realise how much better handled Phainon was. I feel so validated in my anger towards this patch. I really did want to love Himeko, but this patch is so. Fucking. Bad. 😭😭

Maybe the real HI3 nostalgia was the Deliverer who's credit we stole along we way