To help authors on Wattpad (nsfw language)
e are constantly inundated with bots and predatory advertisers using form-messages, so I figured I’d create a form response for us authors. Feel free to use at your will!
I know it is unlikely to do anything to stop predatory advertisers on the site, but here is my new form-response. Feel free to copy/paste at your will :)
Hey!!! I came across your form response and I really hated it. The idea is pure dumbfuckery, and I can see you put zero effort into it. While reading, I noticed something major that is 100% stopping your stupid-ass comment from getting as much attention as it should. I’m saying your advertising proposal is bad, really bad, and I just think this little thing could make a difference. ACTUALLY READ THE FUCKING ATORY, and be genuine with your response. Oh, and be a legitimate advertiser, not some AI using desperation-trolling, zero-effort loser pice of shit preying on authors who don’t know any better. If you’d like, I can tell you to fuck all the way off with your bullshit. I have a few ideas that might help, they involve barbed wire, vinegar, and unconventionally placed whole fruits and vegetables. May your day be as shitty as the one you intended to give me through your rip-off scheme, and May every predatory piece of shit such as yourself have explosive diarrhea every time you send a message to anyone. About anything.