u/THE-Luke-Skywalker

Sukuna: Today you meet your doom😡😡😡

Me: Nah, I'd win

Sukuna: *gets scared of my oora*

Me: Ara ara~ *sexily*

Sukuna: (cums)

Me: Ara ara~ look who's been a bad boy

Sukuna: I hat you!!!

Me: Calm down kitten, daddy's here

Sukuna: *kills himself*

u/the_forever_wild let me hit

The assassination of Abraham Lincoln was a tragic event in American history. On April 14, 1865, just days after the American Civil War effectively ended, Lincoln was shot by actor John Wilkes Booth while attending a play at Ford's Theatre in Washington, D.C. He died the following morning, becoming the first U.S. president to be assassinated. Booth hoped to revive the Confederate cause by killing Lincoln, but his plan failed. Lincoln's death shocked the nation and deeply affected Reconstruction, the period of rebuilding after the war. His leadership and commitment to preserving the Union remain widely remembered and respected today.

satoru gojo

Yuji: buttplug

Yuta: Sex offender list

Gojo: The user

Me: Daddy Gojo's dildo

Yuki: Vibrator

Choso: a giant dildo that makes you bleed

The reason I ship myself with every girl in jjk is because they all find my neckbeard and grease stained fedora and how I'm a mod on r/atheism and don't get off reddit until 12 AM (I started at 1 AM, the grind am I right?) VERY VERY VERY sexy and it turns them on, Gege made it canon because I threatened to sit on him

So first I print out a picture of Tskumo-chan's face using my grease stained printer before I waddle my fat ass over to my bed and lie down breaking seventeen boards of wood and soaking my bed in sweat and grime before I sticky tape the print out of Tsukumo-chan's face onto my pillow before whipping out my 2 inch dih with a tattoo of Mei Mei on it and start cracking my pillow, I nut after one thrust and then go play some League of Legends

10. The chick who hangs around Geto (150 ml)

11. Momo (170 ml)

12. Elton John (200 ml)

13. Miwa (300 ml)

14. Junpei's mum (350 ml)

15. Kaori (387 ml)

16. Me (10 litres)

17. Mei (15 litres)

18. Yuki (50000000 litres)

19. DADDY GOJO (100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 litres)

10. Kashimo (they shock you when you lick them)

11. Kenjaku (he cleans🙁)

12. Megumi (has the potential to be top 5)

13. Kirara (she stored them in a jar just for me)

14. Hakari (it's a gamble on whether or not he'll just shove his dih in your mouth)

15. Toji (Unkept and long, yummers)

16. Kurt Cobain

17. Sukuna (Double the ball hairs)

18. Mahito (Trust me bro)

19. MY BLUE EYED 12 INCH DICK DADDY GOJO

My meat started talking to me and said "I want that Gojussy"

5:00 PM: I text Gojo "Yo wanna go out to dinner to get some calamari and chips?" Gojo responds with "sure"

I instantly cum myself.

5:30 PM: I arrive at the restaurant with reservations.

5:45 PM: Satoru Gojo arrives.

6:00 PM: We talk about the baddest bitches in gaming (TOTK Zelda and BOTW Gerudo outfit Link)

6:15 PM: Our food arrives, I ordered a large calamari platter and Satoru ordered a sushi platter

7:00 PM: We go to Satoru's place for a sleepover

7:01 PM-4:59 PM: I get BRUTALLY cracked by Satoru Gojo all night long

repeat

Gojo

Yorozu

Mei Mei

Utahime

Shoko

Yuki

Miwa

Mai

Maki

Kashimo

Mahito

Yuji

Choso

Geto

Kirara

Charles

Momo

Suku

Oru is the baddest, hottest, SEXIEST character in Kujutsu Jaisen for many reasons

boobs

boobs

boobs

pink hair

which is why Oru is the baddest character in Kujutsu Kaisen, with the sole exception of Gatoru Sojo of course

I've in the past cosplayed as characters like Gojo and Naoya in JJS and have never experienced negativity because of it but when I go on social media I always see people calling cosplayers "bums" and such and I just don't get it

Gojo has destroyed buildings meaning he could destroy cities meaning he could destroy states meaning he could destroy countries meaning he could destroy continents meaning he could destroy planets meaning he could destroy solar systems meaning he could destroy galaxies meaning he could destroy universes meaning he could destroy multiverses meaning he could destroy everything meaning he could destroy reality