Image 1 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.
Image 2 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.
Image 3 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.
Image 4 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.
Image 5 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.
Image 6 — Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.

Made some mushroom "cheesesteak" with a cauliflower "cheese" sauce for 178 calories a sandwich.

Made "cheesesteak" out of mushrooms, peppers, and onion with a "cheese" sauce made from cauliflower.

I'm still pretty new to volume eating so I didn't get really scientific with this one. It's a large Vidalia onion with three bell peppers, sauteed in a pan with just a small spray of oil. Once that cooked it down a bit I added 3 lb of sliced white mushrooms, 2 teaspoons of reduced sodium better than bouillon, one teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce, a heaping tablespoon of black pepper, and a little bit of kinder's blend. Next time though I'll take the peppers and onions out before I try cooking down the mushrooms. They ended up a bit mushy by the time the mushrooms boiled off most of their water.

Next I made some cauliflower cheese sauce by steaming a bag of cauliflower florets, putting them in a bowl and blending them with an immersion blender, mixing in about four tablespoons of light sour cream, a half a small can of reduced sodium chicken broth, one tablespoon of Hellman's light mayonnaise, a teaspoon of badia sazon seasoning, some more black pepper and some parsley. That one turned out okay. The Sazon added most of the flavor and color. I added chicken broth until it had the consistency I wanted and then bottled it.

The bread is Lewis keto sourdough. The pita bread is Joseph's

All the filling plus the sauce is 800 calories and would make like 10 sandwiches. The bread 35 calories a slice though and the pita is 60 for both though

.It's pretty good. Is it cheese steak? Fuck no. Does the cheese sauce resemble cheese? Kind of. Is it really fucking low in calories because it's all vegetables? Absolutely.

The sandwich was 178 calories total

I had to cook all of this in the back of a semi truck so apologies if it's not very pretty.

u/TacoRedneck — 1 day ago
▲ 23 r/ATV

I was not prepared to do 60 miles an hour in the rain...

u/TacoRedneck — 2 months ago

8 lbs of bone in pork butt, deboned, cut into cubes and fat trimmed. Tossed in my ninja pressure cooker with a bit of avocado oil and 1 pack of taco seasoning for every 2 lbs of meat. Tossed in a chopped onion, a couple spoonfulls of minced garlic, and a cup or so of orange juice. Pressure cook on high for 45 minutes, quick release, and shred with a pair of forks. Skimmed the transmission fluid off the top and saved it for frying

Carnitas with coleslaw(plain), extra sharp cheddar, homemade pickles, with Kewpie Mayo, and a low carb tortilla. Fried and pressed in leftover grease collected from the pot and rendered from the trimmed fat. Also regular carnitas with cheddar.

I don't like fishing chewy globby fat out of the meat after its cooked so I put all the trimmings in some cheese cloth and tossed it on top.

Good for you? Hell no, but i just starved myself for months to pass a physical so I'm celebrating.

u/TacoRedneck — 4 months ago

As far as I can tell, I can't physically see the brake pads no matter the angle.

u/TacoRedneck — 4 months ago