u/Technical-Assist-100

so i went to McDonalds a couple weeks back with a friend and while i was ordering a meal,i noticed the cashier lady was super pretty. so i asked her "you guys hiring a clown" while pointing at myself and stretching my eyes funny. and she gave out a genuine laugh.

so now in the moment of confidence, which i never ever had in my life (especially when i needed it in nda ssb but whatever), i asked her out

now before she could even respond, her male coworker suddenly appeared out of nowhere and basically told me to leave.

but thankfully the lady cashier stepped in and said "i have a bf, but its okay, you dont have to leave"

and i said "its okay, im no longer hungry" and left. bro i dont wanna eat a burger with his spit inside. i could see it on his face that he was gonna pee in my sprite drink

so apparently McDonalds has a new position called "Director of Employees Security" and he was the head. jk he was definitely her bf

anyways, he didnt have to be so uncool about it. - aura activity on my side

6/9 experience.

im trying to get some skins on my phone and was wondering where can i get them done and how much will it cost me.

i broke my macbook screen and now i use a monitor using hdmi cable. i was trying to go into recovery mode but the screen just goes blank. its very difficult to tell whats happening when you turn on macbook cause the monitor screen only turns ON when you are at login screen. before that, its all black. is there any fix for this?

i broke my macbook screen and now i use a monitor using hdmi cable. i was trying to go into recovery mode but the screen just goes blank. its very difficult to tell whats happening when you turn on macbook cause the monitor screen only turns ON when you are at login screen. before that, its all black. is there any fix for this?

is there a way hdmi monitor still shows me whats on the screen even during the booting (when apple logo comes up) and during the recovery mode too?

i broke my macbook screen and now i use a monitor using hdmi cable. i was trying to go into recovery mode but the screen just goes blank. its very difficult to tell whats happening when you turn on macbook cause the monitor screen only turns ON when you are at login screen. before that, its all black. is there any fix for this?

a society near mcrobertganj, chunniganj kanpur is facing water shortage after a abrupt stop in the water supply. how do i call the nagar nigam water tanker at this society? i have seen people call someone to send water tankers. but what they do is, they dont share that water tanker with others. reason they give is "its because we asked for this water tanker ourselves, you go ask for one for yourself".

Pick the correct options.

In Kanpur-

1. women only want to date your wallet
2. all the men are ugly
3. women still havent figured out how to download anything else other than instagram and snapchat
4. most attractive women are already in relationships (so if you are a woman and not in a relationship, you might be not attractive. sad)
5. most women use apps out of boredom rather than to date
6. woman are pickier online than they would be in person
7. men are so freaking idiots
8. men only want one thing and its disgusting

i remember reading his post on r/kanpur looking for female actors who could play a lead for his first short film. turns out hes a creep and this was his way to get the girls to contact him. a girl i know dm'd him. she asked him about his film and the role of the female lead. he would say he will send the script later and will start asking questions saying he needs to check if she's right fit. this went on and on and my friend realised this guy was a creep just looking for a way to slide in girl's dm.

stay safe.

got matched with this girl on hinge and her replies were so dry, i had to lick my fingers before typing.
anyways somehow planned a date with her. when we met, this girl asked me if i could go and try this new cafe. i have actually planned something else and had discussed this with her but her condescending tone and loud voice and her 2013 sense in clotthes just made me wish to end this date as soon as possible. when we got to the cafe, her unemployed ass wanted me to click thousand pictures of her for her instagram. after an hour and so i finished the stuff i ordered (seven hundrred somthing) and she was still texting on instagram and havent finished what she ordered (3k something). the only things we might have talked during the whole date was how she forgot to put eye shadow on today. she was on her phone whole time even though she wasnt necessarily texting anyone. so i told her i gotta go and paid my side of bill and left. then i got a call from her few minutes later asking me if i didnt pay for her stuff. i said no and wished her goodluck.

i would have had a bettter date with a random dog on the streeet than this girl.

the only i liked her profile was cause she was from the same city as mine. im gonna swipe left on every kanpur girl from now. lucknow has much better woman who understand the dating stuff. atleast they will go out with you and try to have fun.

conclusion: dont like a girl's profile just cause she's from the same city as yours.