Museband has never doodoo’d but Mr. Muse is open to the idea (Full Article)
BREAKING MUSE (full article! No paywall! You can just venmo me—for legal reasons that is a joke)
No one has ever witnessed a single member of Museband use the restroom, but Mr. Muse entertains the idea of exploring the theoretical idea Museband are capable of defecation in this brand new interview! Even more exciting—this theoretical doodoo experience would be a theatrical release or Museband-ical (musical).
>”I like the idea’r that one day we doodoo” -Mr. Muse
Mr. Muse has been teasing his audience for years about the mystery of whether Museband has ever used a toilet for anything other than playing:
Museband fans have long awaited an evolution in songwriting since the lyrics “I have played in every toilet” from the song Muscle Museum (Muscle Museum EP) dropped, and now that Mr. Muse is rich, his doodoo is much more valuable. It’s understandable why the members of Museband have been hesitant to doodoo before now—as EBay scalpers have been selling the bodily fluids of celebrities under the guise of “decorative use only” for decades. This begs the question; What kind of security measures will be taken to protect Museband from such exploitation?
Messier55_ on Reddit is promoting the idea Museband could finally reveal the truth about their doodoo with mysterious QR codes—it’s long been suspected that Messier55_ is Mr. Muse and that “Messier” is in reference to making a mess within a toilet rather than merely playing in one.
Not only do Museband fans get the ultimate delicious pleasure of receiving The Wow¡ Single straight to their Nightshift Superstar (Won’t Stand Down - out now!) But fans are already predicting the Easter Egg hunt for clues about Doodoo, claiming it will be Hoodoo #2!
Sidebar:
John Muse was unavailable for comment.
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