u/ThatWeirdPlantGuy

Two friends Yannis and Giorgos, grew up in Athens, and were practically inseparable. Then when it came time to go to college, one of them moved to Thessaloniki up north, well the other one moved down to Crete. They didn’t see each other for years and years and eventually lost contact with each other until one day they ran into each other while back in Athens for the holidays.

“Yanni!” “Giorgo!” they exclaimed and started catching up. “ Wow,” says Giorgo, “It’s been so long! What have you been up to? I seem to remember hearing that you had a daughter! How is she? She must be grown by now!”

“Yeah,” says Yanni, “She got married to a banker. He was a wonderful guy, made a good living. We celebrated that wedding for three days! Things went great for a while, but they eventually had problems and they got a divorce. Then she got married to a surgeon. A really smart guy, handsome, and of course he made lots of money. We celebrated that wedding for five days! But you know, kids these days… They just couldn’t see eye to eye on certain things and they ended up getting a divorce. Then she met this son of a shipping family. Really good family, lots of connections, crazy rich. we celebrated that wedding for a whole week! Things went pretty well for about a year, now they’re having some problems, we’ll see how they manage. What about you? I heard that you had a daughter too!

“Yeah, says Giorgos, “our daughter’s a whore too, but we don’t celebrate it…”
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… so he went to his father and said, “dad, please, tell me what I’m supposed to do! I don’t wanna make a fool of myself!”

Dad said, “don’t worry son, this girl knows a thing or two. You just do what she does, and everything will be just fine.”

So they get married, they go home, the time comes and the bride gets up and goes into the bedroom. The groom follows her in.

The bride takes off her clothes, so the groom takes his off.

The bride lies on the bed, so the groom lies next to her.

The bride opens her legs and raises them into the air, so the groom, none the wiser, does the same.

They lie there for few minutes, and finally the bride says, “wouldn’t it be cool if someone came along and fucked us?”