u/The-Stubbaron

"So... we have to catch bugs and send 'em back to the Slab?"

"Yep."

"Uh huh. I suppose."

Broodfather: So how did it go?

Yellow: Great! We captured nobody and I spilled all the info I know.

Broodfather: ...what?

It is with great sadness that the yellow fly has died of natural causes. His funeral will be at Che Che's house, right now. Go there, anyone non affiliated with me.

"This place f***ing sucks. I hate it here. Citadel Damn I hate it. I can't believe I'm doing this."

Moncer is fine. She is not unwell.

That is all.

Why would you possibly want this??

(( u/conductor_Tommaso2 ))

Yellow: Oh boy! After I capture all these bugs, I'll show everyone I'm not a bumbling fool, but a battle-hardened warrior! I'll be respected by everyone in the Slab! maybe even the Broodfather would bow to me... They'd give me so much food... and respect... oh! I can't wait!

The other flies try to ignore his idiocracy.

The time has come.

We, as the righteous bugs of the Slab, have undergone torment after torment. These flies have been treated like the shit that they live in, just because of who they are. When the Broodmother was around, they got a little respect at least- But when Che Che, that traitorous cagewad took the Slab, he felt himself too good for it. He lives in the Citadel, leaving the flies to save themselves. No more. Thanks to the Broodfather's excellent leadership, the Slab shall no longer be looked down upon. So that's why we're taking everything. Even the stuff that's not on the map. We've blocked every entrance to the slab, (AND YES WE DEALT WITH AND TOOK THAT ARTILLERY CANNON SO STOP ASKING) so if you want to break in, you'll have to comment below. I'll do my best to make it fair. (While not pictured, the flies are heavily armed.)

Also, we got a new flag! It obviously does not take any evil inspiration from evil flags. Nosiree. Because we are definitely very good. And not evil.

Lastly, we know you'll resist. That's no good. So, we're sending out some of our highest flies to enforce these changes. They'll appear sporadically in different places of Pharloom. (They won't be found only in CitadelUnsung! You'll have to actually look for them. Or cheat and look at my profile.) They'll be capturing bugs to bring back to the Slab. Some will be killable. Some will escape. Some can even commit mutiny if you can convince them. Overall, uh... Idk. Have fun. Try not to end this instantly.

TL;DR: Ooga booga flies are taking over Pharloom! Some will appear in different subreddits. Go fight them when they appear.

Kapeesh?

Any flies who resist the slab's almighty rule will be killed. No entrance or exits are permitted for any who are not allied with the Broodfather and the Slab. More statues are put up. Duty's religion is now mandatory. Development on a new superweapon is... not going as well as hoped. Glory to the Broodfather. One day remains.