Freakin Velocity
Harasses my phone all day. I finally answer.
“We need someone to install a media player. It’s a 1.5hr job”
“I have a two hour minimum”
“We don’t do two hour minimums on a 1.5 hour job”
“Then why are you calling me?”
OH WAIT: It also has a shipment pickup?!? Hahahahha no.