POV: Your trainee offers to „drain you“ but instead of having sex she evaporates all the water from your body and turns you into a small flesh being she stores in her pocket for convenience .

Average Goldshi prank.

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 7 days ago

*Unfreaks your friday*

I guess I’m back in my old body… uhh… yeah…

Time to go back to being… just me…

OOC: >!I was supposed to stay as tachyon during the chaos weekend but for some reason they postponed it so uhhh…. Yeah…!<

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 9 days ago

Freaky Friday!

Well this is quite a conundrum… May this perchance be one of tachyon’s experiments? And where the hell is my body?

Y’know… maybe this isn’t as bad as it seems… I haven’t had some entertainment for myself in a while… If only I had Tachyon’s clothes… ehh, mine will do…

*she walks out of her room*

Hello world!

>!Please pretend to not know that immediately know that this is Fuji. After all, she does look exactly like tachyon.!<

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 10 days ago
▲ 374 r/teenagers

A question to ace people 👍 (img unrelated)

Hi. Boring cishet guy here. First of, I wanna say that I’m totally supportive of being ace or any other gender/sexuality. Nothing I say is meant to be offensive.

So here is my question:

Do you still have sexual urges? Or have you become immune? I’m guessing that since it’s part of our biology to reproduce, you can‘t completely remove it… but of it happens, what do you do? Doesn’t it go against being ace? Are you mad when you get a boner?

Idk I’m just curious lol.

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 16 days ago

Tea shop! *sells tea cutely* 🫰🤟🤌

Bwahh!! Tea? I love tea! I drink lots of tea! Uhmm for breakfast, I drink black tea from uhhh… and then uhh… and I once drank peach tea! How cool is that!?

Uhhh what tea I‘d recommend? Ermm… what about the Gute Nacht Tee™️ from* Meẞmer? That sounds… uhmm… ~~what was it again…~~ ***sehr gut***!

*to you - the reader*

Hello… uhmm sweetie~ should I call customers sweetie? It’s kinda awkward…. What would you like to order? I’m new here at Lucian’s Teashop so uhhh… please be easy on me…

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 17 days ago

Looking For Job ✌️🤙🤓

Uhh yeah! Hire me please! I can do anything!

ANYTHING

Just pleaseee hire me…. I’ll work as an unpaid intern… money isn’t a problem…

>!(This is her next big arc… I hope to make her into something bigger than just horny horse~)!<

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 20 days ago

ARE YOU READY FOR A GAME CHANGER???

I AM HOSTING A GAME SHOW!!! GAME CHANGER!!!

And ANYONE* can participate!!!

I am looking for 3 players for the game. The 3 players and me will be put as speakers on a discord stage in UmaFFS discord server!

First - The twist of the game show is that everyone has to stay in character during the show!

Second - You must be ok with being on stage for everyone to see during the game show.

Third - You must be able to use your microphone or play TTS of what you want to say into your microphone (we could set up a TTS bot in discord but we would rather not)

Fourth - You must be ok with me recording the show and posting it on the UmaFFS subreddit after the show has concluded (I promise not to post it anywhere else)

Also - You can apply as a group, so you always end up with your buddies, but that slightly lessens your chance of being picked

If you don't want to participate, I would kindly ask you to please at least watch along! The whole thing is going to be in the UmaFFS discord server! It's gonna be very fun!

Sunday, 7th of June, 1 PM EST/EDT!

Now players, you all understand how the game works?

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 1 month ago

Control

Friday, 11:46 pm
Fuji Kiseki lies still in her bed… She‘s tired, but she can‘t fall asleep…

Training has been really tiring lately… She doesn’t know why…

„Shouldn‘t I be improving?“, she thinks.. „Is it it‘s fault?“

Whenever she closes her eyes, strange things appear… Visions flash, figures appear, and a chained hand rises ever further… It‘s hate, it’s all hate… nothing but hate…

„I-I… I don’t think I have a choice…“, she frowned as she said that. She‘s disappointed in herself…
„Is this what I have come to?“

11:52 pm

She stands up from her bed, grabs a pair of scissors and walks out of her room… She makes her way trough the hallways of her dorm… Empty, not a soul to be seen… She feels a freshness in her soul. Not worrying about being the star for once feels refreshing…

00:01 am

She stands before the door to Rice Shower‘s room….

„It‘s… embarrassing… Me… doing this. But alas..“

She opens the door and sees Rice and her roommate asleep in their beds. She looks at Rice.. Oh how cute she is… Her vanilla skin slightly shining in the moonlight… Her soft hair hanging off the bed… Fuji Kiseki takes a clump of her hair and caresses it gently… How can one be so SWEET???

I-I‘ve become a monster. I’ve lost all control

She looks at the open door and then back at rice. She grips the scissors tightly in her hand.

„3..2..1..“

00:04 am

She cuts off a lump of Rice‘s hair and Sprints out of the room. She hears a faint confused voice, but it doesn’t matter right now. Her head is filled with regret, but her body rubs forth…

Finally, she arrives at her room. She closes the door swiftly and makes a little noise as a result…

She sits down at her bed… Scissors in one hand, hair in other… She takes a little of the hair and… eats it…

„Mhmmm… tastes like Milchreis…“

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 1 month ago

What I Can

The eRice gauntlet, huh?

… I haven’t fought in a while, huh~ Maybe THIS is my time to shine…

I might not be the strongest, but don’t count me out…

I have been doing some training

// I realised I’m too weak so here is a rewamp of my technique:
Kisekis of the day: store up to 6
Use 1 to negate any damage upon taking it. Also get a slight boost in the department you got the damage in….

Use 2 to copy someone’s magic. Resets every day.
Currently Copied: Helios Blast

Also I’m very good with katana.
Thats all.

u/TheFriendOfYoursS — 2 months ago