u/Then_Palpitation_705

Three and a half feet and my arm wasn’t even fully outstretched. Bosh!

Good luck leading the country with those stubby arms, you couldn’t even climb a bonsai tree!

Eat it with your eyes. Just kidding don't do that, I burnt mine and nothing goes in

I’ve got six dead cockroaches in my plastic cup!

I know it wasn’t objectively one of best World Cups but I was seven and Italia 90 made me fall in love with football.

Pavarotti singing Nessun Dorma, Gazza’s tears, the mini Coca Cola footballs that were the must have promo item of the time, Baggio’s mullet, Gary Lineker literally shitting himself against Ireland, the Esso coin collection…

And this angular nutjob (allegedly inspired by traffic lights) was the glue who held the tournament together.

PAAAAAAAAARRRP

He’d run rings round you

Couldn’t afford these as a kid, deeply in awe of anyone who had a pair.

If you look at this picture reeeeeallly carefully you might just be able to see David Beckham.