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The infinity pistol

When I was a kid (I’m male) I learnt about sex for the first time and was in awe. My friends told me about vibrators and how people use them to jerk off and or stimulate themself. I was like woahhh so cool. So it just vibrated your privates and it feels good? Hell yeah

In comes the Xbox 360 borderlands 2 infinity pistol.i was big into borderlands 2 at the time and was playing it religiously. I acquire said pistol after a short grind. ( I think it was the corrosive version) what do you know. It’s infinite shooting. You know what that means? Infinite rumble on the controller without wasting ammo. So me being a stupid kid.. I thought it’d make me cum or something.. so I was just sat in my room with a rubber band on my controller vibrating my bullymong for like an hour in the shooting area with Marcus Kincaid. It didn’t really do much if I remember correctly. Good times.

Anyone else do this? Surely it’s common.

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u/TooSqueaky — 1 month ago

Ryunosuke is the greatest.

Every one is quick to mention Bon clay. I on the other hand am not a larper. I am aware that ryunosuke is the true saviour of the straw hats. Perhaps the greatest character is the whole series. Yet criminally underrated. Show some respect to my goat. Ryunosuke is my one true love. I love you Ryunosuke.

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u/TooSqueaky — 2 months ago