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u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919

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▲ 25 r/FuckeryUniveristy

My Birthday Spoils

I got the books for myself but the mug was from Mom, the shirt from my mom's helper and the California Keychain is from a friend who recently moved to Cali.

Happy early birthday to me.

Also, is there stuff I need to do at 35? Like medical wise...any advice is welcome...besides "eat your greens". I love vegetables (except kale and Brussels sprouts. Asparagus is on thin ice though.)

u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919 — 12 days ago
▲ 2 r/PokemonScarletViolet

The Pyroar King

LION KING REFERENCE (last Photo was one i snuck up for....idk why I find it funny. I have the humor of a kindergartener XD.....Lion butt XD)

u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919 — 23 days ago
▲ 542 r/PokemonScarletViolet

I got the DLC And Was Introduced to Kieran

If Anything happens to this sweet little bean I will flip out.....

Edit: I am gunna assume something happens to him......Will continue playing the DLC....

Update: We are friends......I met his grandma and Grandpa...

Update 2: Ok.... This took a rather....sorrowful turn. I hate keeping things from people....even in video games...More playing is needed.

Update 3:.....Is...is Kiki evil now?

u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919 — 1 month ago
▲ 22 r/childfree

Children next door injured my blind brother (and another quick tale).

List of players:

BB= Blind Brother

Mum= my mum

Me= me

This happened Saturday. My mum and BB were headed to the bank while I stayed home with Angie (My beloved Pupper). I am headed out of the bathroom when BB came running in with his shirt ripped and bloodied. I cleaned him up and put Bandaids on him. He then left.

It wasn't until they got back when I got the full story.

Apparently, one of the little kids left their scooter in front of our apartment and he tripped over it. The kids laughed at my brother, as he stood up. Mum tore into the children and their mother (whom i will dub as "Big Miss Sunshine") stormed out and tore into each other.

Another fun little tale. Big Miss Sunshine and her children were shooting off fireworks next to our apartment a week ago. I had to take my Angie out, so I do that. They were playing with these things that pop when you throw them on the ground (Pop rocks? Poppers?) and one little kid tossed one NEAR MY FUCKING ANGIE!......Luckily, it didn't hurt her and she got treats plus some belly rubs for her fright. Fun fact? All those kids are under 13....this was also late at night (Around 9 or 10 pm.)

RAISE YO DAMN KIDS AND LEAVE MY FUCKING PUPPER ALONE!

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u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919 — 2 months ago
▲ 44 r/Pets

What are some of the weirdest things you have said out loud to your pet?

I will go first. (I have a dog named Angie).

"Angie, we do not body slam people."

"Please stop rolling in poop...."

"Stop sticking your nose where it don't belong!"

"Don't chase the geese, they have rights too."

"DON'T EAT DIRECTLY FROM THE BAG OF YOUR FOOD. This isn't a buffet."

And my personal favorite:

"Please stop licking the side of the damned toilet!"

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u/Tough-Yoghurt-1919 — 2 months ago