▲ 135 r/dadjokes
Why do we dress baby boys in blue, and baby girls in pink?
Because they can’t dress themselves.
u/Truji11o — 24 days ago
▲ 63 r/pitbulls
I may have eaten a food while he was outside. He won’t look at me now.
It might have been a blueberry pop tart
u/Truji11o — 24 days ago
▲ 54 r/overheard
Two Can Play That Game, Ann Marie
Just as the title says. I was walking past a woman who yelled that loudly into her cell phone. “Two Can Play That Game, Ann Marie!”
u/Truji11o — 1 month ago
▲ 0 r/legal
FL - my neighbor says I stole her dog - newsflash I didn’t. She entered my yard today, stating that trespassing is ok, if she’s looking for her dog that I stole. Wft?
FLORIDA
u/Truji11o — 2 months ago
[south FL] turtle the size of a coconut
S/he was gently foot-pushed out of the road (in accordance with the way it was going - I read the posts here!)
u/Truji11o — 2 months ago