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This might be my biggest pet peeve about this goddamned hell hole for a number of reasons. I really miss the old MyLink system. It wasn’t perfect but it worked.

I absolutely DESPISE this shitty MyConnect system. You would think I’d be used to it by now but no. Whenever someone calls, it’s the most annoying sound followed up by this loud volatile screeching noise that makes me want to throw this phone into the compactor. I can’t stand it. And trying to tap out of calls is a bitch and a half itself.

It’s bad enough we have to deal with this shit all day but why in the breakroom? I’m on break, trying to forget that I work here for fifteen minutes but I can’t if people’s phones are going off with that ear assaulting noise. LEAVE YOUR PHONES ON THE FLOOR PEOPLE OR LOG OUT FOR YOUR BREAK!

Seriously it sucks bad enough this place is filled with enough loud annoying noises. We don’t need another one added to this nonsense!

So little context for starting this story. I’m pretty sexually repressed. I’ve had sex twice in all my life and both times it was incredibly painful. I don’t know a ton about sex. Of course I know the mechanics and shit but lately I’ve been talking with this guy (30M) and he keeps asking me questions about what my kinks are and what my turn offs are and I genuinely don’t know because I’ve never thought about this stuff for more than two minutes in my entire life and I have no idea. I tried to explain that I can’t answer that question but it’s honestly so embarrassing I’m worried they’ll lose interest in me (they haven’t replied since I told them and I know I’m overthinking it cause I tend to do that but still.)

No, I don’t have any trauma or anything. It’s real simple. When I was young and if I ever talked to a guy or had a “boyfriend”, my mother would get angry and ask me a bunch of questions and it made me really uncomfortable so at 13, I decided that I would not date until I moved out. When I was 22, I lived on my own for a brief period of four months. I matched with a guy on bumble and we started seeing eachother for a very short period of time. We had sex twice. It was bloody and very painful and I hated myself for it. The guy started pressuring me if we could do it without protection next time and I said no and he ghosted me. Oh well. It was around the time I moved back home anyways.

Anyways so brings us to present time. I’m 25 and I’ve found myself going back on bumble again. Even though I’m still living at home and really don’t want to sneak around, I’m going to anyways because I’m tired of being lonely and I do really want to get married someday and I worry I can’t put off dating any longer.

So I matched with this guy (30M) and off the bat, we’ve been really hitting it off. We’ve been chatting for a couple of weeks. We have a lot in common. We’ve been talking about finding time to meet up sometime and already that’s an issue. He lives in the big city an hour away. I can’t drive to the big city for a couple of reasons. 1, I’ve never driven there before so I’m uncomfortable about driving down there and 2, my parents would never allow me to drive down there.

So we compromised on when we meet, we can meet halfway in the smaller but also big kind of city roughly 30 minutes each way. But the thing is, he works Monday-Friday 9-5. I have an erratic schedule working mostly weekends. He said he can do weekday nights but…I won’t be able to come up with a legit lie to be able to drive down there. I dodged the question though because I really don’t want to have to explain this to him, because trust me I’ve learned, nobody ever wants to date the girl with strict parents. (My other attempt at dating came when I was 19 and I lied to my mother about going to the park to meet up with a guy I knew from high school as friends and she got really insistent that she had to meet him and when I told the guy that, he called off the whole thing).

So TL;DR basically, between the complications with meeting up and having to explain that I don’t know what turns me on at all, I’m worried this is just a ticking time bomb waiting to see how long he’ll put up with me before he calls it quits. I like this guy but already I can see he’s going to want nothing to do with me. He already owns his own house and has a set career. I’m still living at home, saving up and working odd jobs. I’m a loser.

Sorry for the long dump guys but I’ve wanted to ask these kinds of questions to someone for a long time and I’ve never had the opportunity to.

So a customer came in and asked for a certain faucet. I got it down from the overhead for them.

It was the Moen Adler kitchen faucet.

They asked what the difference was between the chrome one and the brushed nickel one. They were both on display. I said that one’s chrome and one’s brushed nickel.

They asked what the difference was again. I said that one’s shiny and one’s not shiny.

…they asked me which one was shiny..

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF YOU WOULD JUST USE YOUR BRAIN AND EYES AND LOOK, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGURE THAT OUT YOURSELF!!!

I swear to god I can’t do this anymore. I used to be able to laugh at customer’s stupidity but now I just want to put my own head through a wall. I need to get out of this fucking place.

I kind of love that the show’s come back and it’s given us so many theories to discuss so I decided to make a teir list ranking pretty much every theory that I’ve seen come up on this sub from true to absolute batshit. Let me know if you’ve heard of any others or if you agree or disagree with any of the placements here.

ALREADY CONFIRMED

- Dr. Cox will come back as a patient

- Maintenance Guy is in cahoots with the Janitor

- The last two episodes of S1 will be emotional

LIKELY

- Dr. Cox will die at the end of the series

- JD and Elliot will get back together

- Maintenance Guy is NOT the Janitor’s son

- Dr. Cox will live

COULD HAPPEN

- Kelso will come back as a patient

- Harrison Kelso will show up at some point

- Kelso is already dead

- Sam Dorian and Izzy will get together

- Sam Dorian and Jennifer Dylan will get together

NOT LIKELY

- Amara is Doug’s niece

- Charlie is Kelso’s granddaughter

- Dr. Cox will die and stick around as a ghost

- Dr. Cox will die and become a figment of JD’s imagination

- Charlie is Jordan’s sister

- JD and Sibby will hook up

- Dr. Cox is already dead

- Jack will come in as a new intern in S2

- Dr. Park is Kelso’s illegitimate son

- Blake is the Janitor’s son

PRETTY MUCH NONSENSE

- Blake is JD’s son

ALREADY DISPROVEN

- Dr. Cox will become a board member

- Dr. Cox will return to Sacred Heart as Senior Attending

- Jordan is dead

- Jordan left Dr. Cox

- Dr. Cox’s funeral will happen in the S1 finale

- The Janitor is still the janitor at Sacred Heart

- Jordan will come back and beg JD to give Dr. Cox his job back because he’s annoying her at the house