u/Tue_Life1230

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A song about his sex life, promoted with random babies and #Yummy. You genuinely couldn't make this shit up. Weirdo.

Husband of the Year

The hairline is gone, the teeth are crooked, not a six-pack, pec, bicep or ass in sight. And yet this man has the confidence to keep posting endless shirtless, underwear-only pics. You gotta respect it. Especially with that tiny little weenie.

He really thinks he’s so bad. So hot.

He wants to make a Skylrk phone when his merch can't even get a hoodie right. He really has no one around him willing to tell him the truth.

He's looking for partners on his Stories like he's some small-time influencer trying to get a brand deal.

Edit: I genuinely can't decide what's worse the hoodie where you can barely read “SWAG” or the picture where you can barely tell who that's supposed to be. #Bamboozled

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The merch has reached a whole new level of shitty. The hoodies cost $165, they're paper-thin, the printing looks terrible, the stitching is a mess, the sleeves are ridiculously long, and apparently shipping takes approximately three business centuries.

And yet, somehow, none of this is the brand's or Bieber's fault. According to the comments, the girls just “didn't listen to him” because he supposedly told them not to buy the Coachella merch.

Mind you, most of these girls bought the hoodies directly from the Skylark website. 💀

Yes, they're literally gaslighting each other to defend their precious little 32-year-old boy.

There are more videos, I just couldn't upload them.

That hairline abandoned him before he even hit 30. He definitely got a hair transplant and he’s still aging like milk.

I'm sure he's in favor of ICE even though he's an immigrant because his hatred for Latinos is greater than anything else. He only wore that badge at the Grammys to project a good image.